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TSA Harassing a Woman Over Breast Milk, Pass This On

I rarely do stuff like this because I don't want it to detract from the main goal of this blog, which is to present the goings on of today in a way that is humorous and fun, but this has my blood boiling. I can't even imagine how I would feel if the TSA did this to my wife (we are expecting a little girl of our own in 3 months).

I know they have a very boring job, but you'll see in the video how these fat slobs just can't help themselves but oppress this poor woman. The most disgusting thing about all of this is this government sanctioned harassment stems from terrorist attacks done in the name of Islam, perpetrated by MEN whose M.O. could not be further from who this woman is.

I plan on sharing this, starting with everyone who sees this post. I'll also be sending this to my congressman and senators. This is nuts, its out of control, and it CANNOT stand.

h/t Andrea Shea King at The Radio Patriot

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Conservative Satire Headlines November 26, 2010

New opinion polls finds strongest support for Obama and Democrats among retail workers reporting for work on Black Friday and envious of nations unemployed.

Player who busted Obama's lip playing basketball confesses frustration with the president's trash talk being fed to him by his teleprompter.

Biden suggests travelers avoid time with TSA screeners by providing nude photos of themselves to prove they have nothing to hide.

North Korea blasts American Media for Palin's "allies" gaffe, points out they've been under the same impression since Democrats took power.

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One More Thing About The Media's North Korea-esque Treatment of Palin

Here are some "thoughts" on Palin's response on Facebook from Andrew Sullivan.

I didn't note Sarah Palin's verbal screw-up when she called South Korea North Korea in an interview with Glenn Beck. Why? Because in context it seemed like a simple verbal slip-up, the kind everyone makes from time to time. Yes, when you listen to the whole thing, there's a weird, nervous-laughter defensiveness about her recognition that she got something wrong, but she gets the benefit of the doubt in my book.

What's really fascinating is her response. It's a merciless, grammar-free, sneering compilation of Obama verbal gaffes. It's like a blog-post from some Malkin clone:

My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…

This may be a smart-ass retort; it may be useful innoculation against a potentially damaging gaffe; it may even be a well-researched blog-post, but what it isn't is anything approaching the kind of character we expect in a president. A simple respect for the office she seeks would not reflect itself in these increasingly callow, sarcastic, cheap jibes at a sitting president. But sadly, like so many now purporting to represent conservatism, there is, behind the faux awe before the constitution, a contempt for the restraint and dignity a polity's institutions require from its leaders.

There is no maturity here; no self-reflection; no capacity even to think how to appeal to the half of Americans who are already so appalled by her trashy behavior and cheap publicity stunts. There is a meanness, a disrespect, a vicious partisanship that, if allowed to gain more power, would split this country more deeply and more rancorously than at any time in recent years. And that's saying something.

The game never ends for these idiots does it? The echo chamber in Andy's own brainless head is clearly preventing him from realizing this CLEARLY isn't about Barack Obama. This is about the news media's treatment of her.

All of the gaffes she outlines in her post were said by Obama and received not one iota from attention from the same ignorant bastards who attack her with the same kind of glee Kim Jong un probably had when ordered the North Korean attack on the North....I mean South.....uh oh :-(

She's not allowed to point that unbelievable and shameful hypocrisy out? She's being immature?

Do these news monkeys think THEY are the adults in the poo flung mess THEY created? Are high school students ghost writing for these fools or what?

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What About the Gaffes Liberals Constantly Make?

Everyone knows about Sarah Palin's "North Korea allies" gaffe but if you haven't heard it you can check it out here.

I'm not interested in entering the unbelievably ridiculous fray that is going on with this. Except I will say that you lefties damn well know she meant South Korea, she said "North" a number of times before that (in the correct context) and when it came time to talk about South Korea she still had North on the brain. We all have done this before, and to pretend she didn't know the difference... about as childish as it gets. You should really knock it off, because on its face thinking people wont ever believe your take on this.

It's not like she believed there was television in the 1920's when FDR was president like Vice President History Major up there.

That said where's the media on all the gaffes liberals make on a regular basis? Including, but not at all limited to:

God Bless America - talk about a violation of the separation of church and state (which is in the constitution if some hippie with magic markers finally got near it long enough to write it in). Don't even get me started on the ignorance behind such a jingoistic statement, as if God would only bless America were he to exist.

The Pledge of Allegiance - Why are you putting your hand over your heart? It better be to make sure there's still nothing there...

We must work to make abortions rare - Oh yeah, that's exactly what Planned Parenthood endorses Democrats and pays its lobbyists to argue for, irrelevance.

Fighting for working families - Nothing shores up your voting base better than making sure those who provide the revenue stream for their handouts are tricked into thinking you care

Peace is patriotic - Why? Because you don't like war? So basically reacting to things we don't like is patriotic? I fast for 3 days so I can make dry heaving noises when I know I'm going to listen to Obama THAT patriotic?

I oppose Prop 8 AND gay marriage - Except in cases of rape or incest...huh? Wait...time out, nose is bleeding.

That depends on the meaning of "is" - Let help liberals out on this by using it in a sentence....Is you smart enough to be in charge of the health care system?

If you're liberal and you're infuriated by this I want to make something clear. Not ALL liberals think this way, but ONLY liberals think this way.

If you're that exception then you're probably actually for thought.

h/t to iOwnTheWorld for the image

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Tombstone from 1890 an Oracle for Democrats?

I received this in an email. Snopes says this is real. The last picture is the money shot.

More than speaks for itself...

Random thought: I think all Democrat graves are empty and that's where zombies come from.



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Obama Pardons Largest Turkey Ever

Barney wants TSA pat down

If its tough to read you can click the image to see a larger version.

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Thankful for the Blissful Ignorance of Some Americans

A couple of days ago I received a tweet on Twitter from a liberal I didn't know, the whole thing seemed random, but I'm thankful for the message she wanted me to receive.

Thanksgiving celebrates the day native Americans shared the harvest with illegal immigrants.

I don't want to reveal the handle of this microblogging sage, lest a stampede of tweeps rush her like some wise person atop an ant hill. That would be a precarious journey, especially for me, I HATE ants...definitely not thankful for childhood issues.

I will say that part of her Twitter handle shares the name of a certain plastic blond doll employed by Mattel and has proportions that are WAY more realistic than a liberals ability to think clearly about anything.

This tweet really got me thinking though. I mean, we all know that Native American's (NOT Indians) got a REALLY raw deal from European settlers, but not from the pilgrims Squanto helped! That Thanksgiving was pretty hunky dory. Yeah, hunky dory had a short shelf life, but so did the Obama luster and we'll have to live with that forever in the history books. So don't discount the good, however temporary, that sprang from the first ever Thanksgiving.

I then started to wonder how Native Americans and Pilgrims fit into the equasion of what Thanksgiving is today. Even though it started with that group, they were giving thanks for surviving the winter in an unfamiliar land without dying. By contrast, today we (hopefully) observe this day as a chance to reflect on being thankful for living in the most prosperous and abundant land that God has ever granted his children.

Everything we have and do makes our cup overflow, and nothing proves this to be more true than the abundance of time the poorest people in America have to say the dumbest things on things like Twitter with their cell phones when poor people in other countries spend every waking hour trying to find water they can drink without it killing them.

And then I thought, well, if doll brains wants to trip on her own guilt over what happened to the Native Americans in the years after the first Thanksgiving she is more than welcome to not buy a turkey, or any of the other ingredients needed to make a balanced turkey day meal, and just blow the money she would've spent on the nickle slots at her local Indian casino (now we can call them Indians, we get what we pay for).

Lastly, I couldn't get over this notion the pilgrims could be considered illegal immigrants. I think that it was meant to inspire guilt over public disapproval of illegal immigrants in the country today. After all, they're just here to enjoy a spread of the finest fixings our government can provide: welfare, free hospital visits, education, employment without verification, and this delicious meal is all tied together with a big HUGE helping of taxpayer money turkey.

Just like the pilgrims.

All of that stuff swirled in my head, and I just had to respond to this tweet. Then it came to me...

Which immigration laws were broken?

...I'm still waiting for doll brains's response.

I'm thankful that ignorance really is bliss in America. I'm even more thankful that can it be swatted down so easily and publicly, for the edification of others, through the exchange of speech, ideas and technology that only comes with American freedom, a freedom that no other country can truly boast.

I'm also thankful that it can be done in 140 characters or less.

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Happy Turkey Day (view this AFTER you eat)

Thanks to iOwnTheWorld for this, go to their blog to see more AWESOME Thanksgiving Day art aimed at liberals!

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Conservative Satire Headlines November 24, 2010

Biden joins Charles Rangle in temper tantrum over not being chosen by President Obama for a Thanksgiving pardon.

China and Russia discontinue use of dollar as basis for trade in effort to seek something with greater and more stable value, sand from the Sahara.

Palin blames "North Korean allies" gaffe on aide who told her today was National "Talk Like a Liberal" Day.

Barbara Bush resents Palin calling her "blue blood," accuses her of being insensitive to the fact she now runs on formaldehyde.

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The President's Thoughts on the TSA 'Fiasco'

Another great post from iOwnTheWorld...

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