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Renaming Recovery.gov To Reflect Reality

So here's the deal, recovery.gov needs its name changed to something more realistic, heres what I think certain people would suggest. Add your ideas by commenting below!

Rahm Emmanuel: getf**kedupandraisetaxeswoooohoooo.gov


John Kerry: close-loopholes.gov/or-theyll-miss-the-boat


Nancy Pelosi: dont-tax-my-stuff.com/botox


Tim Geithner: notmyproblem.gov/haha


Vice President Biden: recession.bfd


President Obama: cling2change.gov/yours


Al Gore: buycarboncredits.mobi/private-jet


Chris Dodd: i-gots-mine.net/gain/countrywide


Hillary Clinton: howdoyoulikemenow.f.u/2012


Eric Holder: i-dont-read.info/?recession


Barney Frank: no-fannie_yes-freddie.org/y


Michelle Obama: my-sacrifice-is-none-of-your.biz