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Conservative Satire Headlines May 3-7

Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive, I'm going to change things up and posts these updates at the end of every week, that way the headlines posted are a little more fresh and topical than waiting every two weeks.



DEMS SAY OPPOSITION TO ARIZONA IMMIGRATION BILL UNDERESTIMATED AS POLLS DON'T COUNT THE VOICES IN THEIR HEADS - May 7

NEWS MEDIA BEFUDDLED BY POLL SHOWING CONSERVATIVES DON'T HATE GULF COAST NOW THAT IT IS BLACK - May 6

NYC BOMBER ALLOWED ON PLANE DESPITE BEING ON NO-FLY LIST BECAUSE DHS ONLY CHECKS IT WHEN PIGS FLY - May 5

STRESSFUL WEEK LEAVES BIDEN AS ACTING PRESIDENT WHILE OBAMA RECOVERS FROM NICOTINE COMA - May 5

NYC BOMBER DENIES, RESENTS, MEDIA ACCUSATIONS OF EVILDOING, HAS NEVER EVEN BEEN TO A TEA PARTY - May 4

FOLLOWING NYC BOMB ATTEMPT NAPOLITANO ISSUES STATEMENT ASSURING "THE DEPARTMENT OF DSH IS NOT INCOMPETENT" - May 3

FOLLOWING UN SPEECH OBAMA INVITES AHMADINEJAD TO HEADLINE NEXT YEARS WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER - May 3