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Meet 'Lil TeaBagger

I was thinking, if the left wants to call the Tea Party activists "teabaggers" then maybe they deserve a mascot. So I made up a character called 'lil TeaBagger and created a Facebook fan page for him.

The idea was to come up with something funny and lighthearted and turn the vile name on its head. Reaction to this page has been really interesting. Some people think its hilarious and others seem to be offended, which makes me wonder if they get its a joke...oh well...it stays!

Click here to become a fan of 'lil TeaBagger on Facebook. Below are some shots of the little guy in action (more will come in the future).

***UPDATE*** You can follow this little guy on Twitter by clicking here.



Obama gets hit by lil TeaBagger


Obama gets hit by lil TeaBagger


This one is my favorite so far

Obama gets hit by lil TeaBagger

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Satire Headlines Archive Update March 1-14

Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive



TOYOTA REFUSES TO ACCEPT BLAME FOR THE DEMOCRATS STICKY HEATH CARE REFORM ACCELERATOR - March 12

NEW POLL FINDS MAJORITY NOT SURE IF OBAMA'S LOGO REPRESENTS HIS LAST INITIAL OR ZERO - March 11

INSURANCE INDUSTRY TELLS OBAMA THAT IF THERE WERE REELECTION INSURANCE HIS APPLICATION WOULD BE DENIED - March 11

HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES TO CONSIDER MAKING "LIBERAL" AN UNINSURABLE PRE-EXISTING MEDICAL CONDITION - March 10

MASSA AND EMMANUEL'S FIGHT IN SHOWER PROMPTS BARNEY FRANK TO CALL FOR A THOROUGH, STEAMY INVESTIGATION - March 9

OBAMA DISPUTES HE IS LIKE A 3D MOVIE THAT WAS OVER-HYPED, OVERSOLD AND FULL OF THIN AIR CALLED "CRAPITAR" - March 9

RAHM EMMANUEL SAYS HE CONFRONTED REP. MASSA AT GYM NAKED BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME TO PUT ON THE WARM-UP TUTU - March 8

ACADEMY TELLS OBAMA THAT WHILE FULL OF GLAMOR AND MAKE-BELIEVE HIS SPEECHES WILL NEVER QUALIFY FOR AN OSCAR - March 8

REID SAYS 36,000 LOST JOBS IS "GOOD," PROMPTS NATIONS JOBLESS MEN TO STOP BEATING WIVES SO THEY CAN GO BEAT ON HIM - March 5

FEDERAL BUDGET DEFICIT PUTS CENSUS IN JEOPARDY AS PUBLIC BEGINS TO DOUBT GOVERNMENT'S ABILITY TO COUNT - March 5

HARRY REID'S HOME TOWN OF SEARCHLIGHT VOTES TO HONOR HIS INTELLIGENCE BY RENAMING THE TOWN "NIGHTLIGHT" - March 5

OBAMACARE MAY FAIL DUE TO DEMS WHO OPPOSE ABORTION EXCEPT FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND NATION DESTROYING LAWS - March 4

WHEN ASKED WHY IT NO LONGER COVERS THE IRAQ WAR THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SAYS ITS ALL BUSH'S FAULT - March 4

BIDEN SPECULATES HE IS VP BECAUSE HE IS LIKE OBAMA'S CIGARETTES, UNFILTERED, ODDLY ADDICTING, AND SMELLY - March 3

CHILEANS PUT EARTHQUAKE WOES IN PERSPECTIVE AS THEY REALIZE ITS NOT LIKE THEY GOT HIT WITH OBAMACARE - March 2

BIDEN HYPES OBAMA VERSION OF HEALTH CARE BILL AS SO SIMPLE EVEN A CHILD WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM - March 2

NEW "FASHION FORWARD" SHIRT WORN BY OBAMA REVEALED TO BE MASS COVERING OF NICOTINE PATCHES - March 1

COMPLAINTS HIT NEW YORK TIMES THAT ISSUE WITH GORE'S GLOBAL WARMING DEFENSE HAVE A WEIRD FECES-LIKE ODOR - March 1

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Taxes: Your Patriotic Doody

I haven't done any new art in a while, though I have a couple of pieces that are still in progress. The main reason I haven't produced any new stuff lately is I have and a MAJOR project that I hope to have done sometime this summer, but its taking up most of my time, so until its done the other pieces will just have to wait.

In the meantime I thought I would celebrate tax season by highlighting one of my more favorite pieces in its very own post.



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It's the Cathartic Harry Reid Rant

I did a rant on Obama last month that was pretty well received...

Well, this is a new month and I've honestly had about as much of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid as I can take, and while I know the timing on this one is a bit off...I didn't want to let it go much longer because if I don't find a release Iran's nuclear program is about to have a lot of its thunder stolen from them.

I know Harry is from a town called Searchlight, but this guy is so dim the town needs to hold a vote to change its name to Nightlight. A rising tide lifts all ships, but the Sahara Desert has more water than the Senate has IQ points under Reid's control.

Hold your tongue and say "apple", now do it saying "Daschle"

I also know this comes across as blasphemous since Senator John Thune of South Dakota is one of the all important crew of 41 Republicans in the senate, but I'm starting to believe he owes the country a huge apology for beating Tom Daschle in 2004 and thrusting Harry Reid as a leader of the United States senate on us all.

Speaking of apologies.....Nevada.....what the WHAT you guys?!? Were the slot machine beeping a little too loud when Reid told you all the "reasons" you should vote for him?

You're supposed to blow it on Obamacare

That isn't going to work in 2010. The casinos are practically silenced because of the recession and his President has been telling people, in a clean, articulate, non-negro dialectical way , not to blow their money at them.

So now their listening...and 36 percent of Nevadan's still haven't figured out what idiots they are.

And man oh man that eagle eye of his spotting the "fact" that unemployed men cope by beating up their wives is almost more ridiculous than the pronouncement that Obama can use his "negro dialect" whenever he wants to.

Like just about everyone else in the country I'm no stranger to the recession and I spent the better part of a year looking for work after being laid off twice in the span of 6 months....so I have a confession...

While I was unemployed I almost punched my wife once, and that was because Harry Reid was on television talking about something stupid (aka normal), and at that moment she happened to be between me and my Nancy Pelosi stress pillow....

Liberal womanizers need your defense more than I need your crap.

Obviously this is a joke, and if you can take our government you can definitely take a joke. So calm down National Organization for Women.

Let me be clear Harry, I know, unequivocally, there is never an adequate enough reason to hit a woman, which is precisely why you will always be safe from me. And if you ever manage to figure out where you manhood went you can go back to hiding behind your glasses.

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10 Reasons We Can Thank A Liberal

You know, we conservatives really get down on liberals all the time, I wanted to turn the table for just one blog post and list 10 things or reasons for which we should thank liberals. One thing that can't be denied is they have given us so much to be thankful for. However, today I'm going to do what Congress can't and exercise restraint by limiting it to 10.

I'll probably come up with future reasons because I can't imagine there are only 10. Feel free to chime in below with your comments...now, in no particular order...

1. When someone asks me if I can do something and I say "yes I can," I throw up a little bit in my mouth and then I
Thank a liberal!


2. Because $999,999,999.99 is now chump change we can
Thank a liberal!


3. Man, I wish there was a way to kill babies without going to jail for murder....wait....THERE IS?!?
Thank a liberal!


4. For this billboard 40 chart topper: Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm
Thank a liberal!


5. Is the North America Man Boy Love Association about free speech or raping boys? I JUST DON'T KNOW!
Thank a liberal!


6. Remember when we had trans fats and food was yummy?
Thank a liberal!


7. When did alphabet books for kids start including "C is for Condom?
Thank a liberal!


8. i lerned in pubic skule that joe bYdin is a prittee smart gie
Thank a liberal!


9. You're in for murder eh? Me? I accidentally killed a "protected" gopher when I mowed my lawn
Thank a liberal!


10. 911? Hi a man is robbing me at gunpoint, since I can't have a gun can you send - BANG I'm dead and I can posthumously
Thank a liberal!


There you have it folks, if a liberal ever accuses you of being an ingrate you can point them to this list!

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I forget...Is Biden as smart as one 5th grader or five 1st graders?

As stated on the last post, I went on a fan page starting tear on Facebook last week (add me, if you want to, and you don't want to...why?), and this page was another one of my better efforts. Below is the art I did for the page...I don't normally say this about my own work, but this one just makes me chuckle when I look at it.

Become a member of I forget...Is Biden as smart as one 5th grader or five 1st graders? here


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Next Halloween Obama should be something cool...like...a REAL president!

I went on a fan page starting tear on Facebook last week (add me, if you want to, and you don't want to...why?), and this page was one of my better efforts. Below is the art I did for the page...

Become a fan of Next Halloween Obama should be something cool...like...a REAL president! here


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New Poem: The Haiku About Nancy Pelosi

The latest Haiku to added the poetry section...I've done so many of these I think I'm going to have to make "political" haikus its own section...


Mess with Pelosi
And prepare to battle the
Whole botox party

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Satire Headlines Archive Update February 10 - 28

Here's the latest headlines to enter the vaunted Satire Headlines Archive.


OBAMA SAYS HE MISUNDERSTOOD THAT VOTERS IN 2008 WANTED A "DO OVER", THOUGHT THEY WANTED A "SCREW OVER" - February 26

GOV PATTERSON, MAD AT HEADLINE HE WONT "SEE" REELECTION, IS CORRECTED WHEN AIDE FINDS IT ACTUALLY SAYS "SEEK" - February 26

REID TELLS OBAMA ULTIMATUM TO PASS HEALTH BILL WITHOUT GOP WOULD SOUND "BAD ASS" IF HE USED "THE DIALECT" - February 26

ANONYMOUS OBAMA OFFICIAL TELLS MEDIA HEATH CARE SUMMIT "SUCKED," REQUESTS CODE NAME "JOEY B THE VP" - February 25

BIDEN SAYS HIS GOP TRAP DOOR AT HEALTHCARE SUMMIT OPENED, BUT DIDN'T WORK BECAUSE THEY NEVER LOOKED DOWN - February 25

OBAMA REJECTS THE WAY GOP CLAIMS HIS POLICIES ARE "SOCIALISM", SAYS THEY ARE ACTUALLY "SOCIALIST" - February 25

REID SAYS HIS LOSING THE ELECTION WONT LEAD TO SPOUSAL ABUSE BECAUSE HIS WIFE WILL SHOW HIM MERCY - February 24

BARNEY FRANK DENIES BAD HEARING AFTER GETTING "SUPER EXCITED" TO HEAR THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS A SNOW JOB - February 23

REACTING TO CHENEY'S HEART ATTACK ELIZABETH EDWARDS SAYS ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HUSBAND TO HAVE THAT PROBLEM - February 23

DOCTORS FINALLY CONFIRM THE TINGLE RUNNING DOWN CHRIS MATTHEWS'S HIS LEG IS THE LAST OF MSNBC'S RATINGS - February 22

OBAMA'S TELEPROMPTER SAYS IT WAS NOT BRIEFED ON HIS NEW HEALTHCARE PLAN, WOULD NEVER HAVE APPROVED IT - February 22

OBAMA SAYS THAT BECAUSE RUSSIAN ROULETTE HAS LOST ITS EDGE HE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR OBAMACARE - February 19

LIBERAL MEDIA MISINTERPRETS TIGER WOODS'S BLAME OF MARITAL INFIDELITY ON BUSH - February 19

DESPITE THE FEDERAL RESERVE RAISING ITS INTEREST RATE BIDEN SAYS IT REMAINS UNINTERESTING TO HIM - February 18

U.N. FINDS NUKES WITH "PROPERTY OF IRAN" STICKERS ON THEM, STARTS TO SUSPECT IRAN MIGHT BE MAKING NUKES - February 18

OBAMA'S COMPLAINT "I CAN'T JUST PULL MONEY OUT OF MY ASS" IS PROVEN WRONG BY BARNEY FRANK - February 17

HILLARY CLINTON ISSUES WARNING TO IRAN TO QUIT NUCLEAR PROGRAM OR FACE MORE SUPER-SERIOUS WARNINGS - February 16

CANADIANS THANK BIDEN FOR KIND WORDS ABOUT THEM AT OLYMPICS, ASK HIM TO NOT CALL THEIR COUNTRY "CANADIA" - February 16

CANADA SAYS "FAILED" OLYMPIC TORCH LIGHTING WAS INTENTIONAL METAPHOR FOR OBAMA'S ADMINISTRATION - February 16

GORE TO RESUME GLOBAL WARMING TALK WHEN WORLD SNOWFALL MELTS OR SUMMER 2011, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST - February 12

OBAMA TELLS BIDEN ONLY JOKES WITH "URANUS" ARE FUNNY AND TO STOP LAUGHING WHEN IRAN SAYS "URANIUM" - February 11

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Joe Biden's Audacity of Dope

You know, I can't find the article of the constitution that permits them to do anything on the Obama Administrations agenda, so I REALLY don't know which Article of the Constitution says the Vice President shall be the official national court jester.

My last post about the Health Care Summit failed to find any diamonds in that rough...until now...

Biden: "It's easy being vice president. You don't have to do anything"

Unidentified lawmaker: "It's like being the grandpa and not the parent,"

Biden: "Yeah, that's it!"

Biden never said that, thats just another lie from the right wing propaganda lie talk radio spin doctors-wait...whats that video for?

To digress for a second...did anyone notice how quickly Obama's "smile" became a "holy crap I'm really the president" face?

Anyway, to be fair to Joey B the VP, we don't actually want him to do anything! Honestly, he just needs to sit there and look pretty busy like we deserve him less like a vegetable.

Also, Jay Carney, Biden's spokesperson clarifies that he was "obviously joking, as any review of his schedule and responsibilities would make abundantly clear." So if he says so while darting his eyes constantly to see if Congressman Joe Wilson is in the room then it must be true.

What??? plagiarized from the schedules of past VP's?

I would be happy to take Carney up on his offer to review the schedule of events written up for Biden, but frankly I'm afraid that it may be....no....I'm not going to say it because its not fair to Joe...he made one mistake long ago and I'm not going to take the opportunity to exploit that mistake for the sake of making any cheap shots because thats not what The Looking Spoon is all about....and I'm not going there...

Ok I went there, and while the scandal about the speech he plagiarized is 22 years old now, I'm not sure it's actually old news, because I just found a leaked copy of the cover of his upcoming memiors...



I guess all he has to do now is get all the other monkeys and typewriters in the same room as him and just start writing it.

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