Follow Me on Pinterest

To Kill An American

I've read something similar to this before, but this is the first time I've seen a video of it. I'm glad one was made.



Add a comment

Passing the Kennedy Crown to Obama

You can go ahead and read this or you can hear my summation of it...basically, I'm trying to figure out if this is an news story, editorial, or brazen sexual advance toward President Obama.

Its tempting to make the jokes and take the shots at Teddy for what he did back in 1969. Its probably even justified. However, he was also loved by his family and his passing is genuinely mourned so I'm not going to roast him on that....

Not today anyway.

All my life I've been trying to understand why so many people don't see how whole romanticizing of the Kennedy family and the idea that their dynasty is embodied in the concept of "Camelot" is more artificial than a cloned copy of Joan Rivers's face.

Add a comment

Read more...

Real Torture Is A House Divided

It looks like there is finally a connection of Obama to President Lincoln that isn't just geography based, and it actually applies. Lincoln's faith guided his principles in keeping the country together as he looked to Jesus's admonition that a house divided cannot stand.

It appears Obama is taking that to heart.

I've been really naive. I truly thought that the actions of liberals in a post 9-11 era would not even come close to measuring up to their rhetoric, especially after Bill Clinton spent 8 years hamstringing our intelligence community as if he was cuffing an old girlfriend to a bedpost.

Obama seems bound and determined to make the CIA his..........um, I don't want to say it because it really is crude and I really try not to use words with any hint of profanity unless there is a good reason to do so....so I will say this, its a five letter word that rhymes with bitch.

Add a comment

Read more...

Technically Technical, Rhetorically Illiterate

I recently had it out on Facebook with liberal friends of mine (yes I have them...no they don't know I do this, I want to keep them) who admonished me and the right for spreading lies that, among other things, Obama wants to abolish private health insurance.

In addition to being a great place to watch user generated video youtube makes a handy cricket sound maker for liberal propagadists. More on that in a bit...

Without a doubt Obama is the most I.T. savvy president yet, but like everything else in the "ship of state" this is little consolation considering the internet is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to politicians.

Its really cool that the president knows how to blog and email and twitter and myspace and blackberry and lightsaber and teleport and has developed an iPhone app that makes his poop smell like hope....but in spite of all of this Obama's administration has maintained a Defcon Biden level of stupidity when it comes to the way they act and the tactics it has engaged in to promote its agenda with technology. Even though they have it and they know how to use it their rhetorical strategies continue to party like its 1989.

Add a comment

Read more...

Officer Levi Fife...

So a couple of days ago Kathy Griffin guest hosted Larry King Live (which is a misnomer on King's part but I digress) and for some reason Levi Johnston got to be on it with her. I guess those D-listers have to stick together. I didn't watch the whole segment, because I know my physical reaction to it will give me insight on how swine flu feels, but there was one little exchange that I found interesting:

GRIFFIN: ....Can we please talk about Miley Cyrus' performance? OK, let's cut to it. First of all, Miley Cyrus was at the Teen Choice Awards. She comes out in the set of a trailer, which is clearly her own home that they drove out there. She comes out in sexy hot pants, and started grinding, and then went and did a number on the stripper pole.

Then, Levi, who is 19, turns to me and says, isn't she 16? That shocked you, Levi. And you're 19.

JOHNSTON: It did. She did her little thing on the pole. I thought it was a bit inappropriate for the Teen Awards.

GRIFFIN: I agree. You know, even though I'm older than you -- I just turned 24 -- still I think it was too much.

Right on! Way to speak out Levi you're awes-

Wait........

Isn't this the guy who knocked up a 17 year old girl? So lets get this straight, teenage girls should only ride poles that produce out of wedlock babies....RIGHT Levi?

Nonsense like this is like nails on a chalkboard for me, because he is right, but when did the morality police give this guy a badge?

Also, when is anyone going to zap this guy for his unearned fame? The media wont stop going on about how Palin quit being governor to cash in on her national fame giving speeches and making millions to pay for undeserved legal fees. Teenage boys impregnate their girlfriends every day, but this one gets the adulation of the media because his little guys made it with the daughter of a woman who almost became vice president AND....well.....I don't really know what else there is to it.

At least Sarah Palin has done things of consequence in this life. All Johnston did was win the mother load of all life's lotteries. If Bristol Palin's mother wasn't who she was he'd be just another Jerry O'Connell in "Can't Hardly Wait" crashing Homecoming Dances at his old high school and bragging to freshman girls that he "used to run this place" in pathetic attempts to give Tripp some half-siblings.

Add a comment

I Think Nancy Pelosi's Brain is Made of Astroturf


Considering the source I may have to actually agree with her for once, I think the Queen of Botox knows a thing or two about what fake really is...but thats just me....

Add a comment

Read more...

The Obama "Birthers" Movement Needs a Death Certificate

I am fully aware that many, maybe even a majority, of the people who follow my work strenuously disagree with some of the things I'm about to say, but it has to be said.

If the issue of Obama’s birth were actually a baby itself I think I would finally find an acceptable exemption for banning live-birth abortion….The following rant is not a defense of the deity-in-chief, rather, after putting up with loony liberal 9-11 "Truthers" for 8 years this is an attempt to save Conservatives from themselves because frankly I'm tired of having my "conservatives-stand-on-a-higher-moral-plane" bubble busted like it has real estate envy.

Add a comment

Read more...

That Cake is So Ugly It Planted the Ugly Tree

To be honest I don't think the author has much of a point or that this is even newsworthy, nevertheless here it is.


I think the bakers actually got it right when you consider Obama probably asked them make something where the look and taste evokes what his administration is all about.

"Sure Mr. President, but we don't know what cluster f*¢k tastes like."

Add a comment

Its The "You Don't Say" Tax

The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the corpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

Why on God's greenish-grey and increasingly less white capped Earth would I share this classic fable from the great Aesop? Well, after years of listening to Democrats prattle on about making the rich, and the rich only, pay for all their socialist wet dreams, well guess what?

President Barack Obama's treasury secretary said Sunday he cannot rule out higher taxes to help tame an exploding budget deficit, and his chief economic adviser would not dismiss raising them on middle-class Americans as part of a health care overhaul.

Add a comment

Read more...

Hey There Obama...

Big thanks to John Keenan for sending me the link to this...its really funny so check it...

{source}<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oLcilJGPo68&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oLcilJGPo68&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>{/source}

Add a comment