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The Cross Dresser Finally Has the Sex Change Operation


So Senator Spector figured out that the Republican Party has been moving to the right since he was elected to the senate in 1980.

Lets figure this out....SINCE the Reagan Revolution Spector has concluded that the Republican Party has become too much like....oh man whos the guy I'm thinking of???

Its on the tip of my tounge.....

OH THATS RIGHT!

RONALD REAGAN!
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3 Is The Magic Number...

Its her place in line to be president, its the number of wrinkles she has on her face, and its the number of brain cells she has left....and the best part is its the number of people left who believe what she says.

I love having a reason to watch Nancy Pelosi in front of the cameras that doesn't involve trying to figure out if she missed a botox appointment....

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And now for my impression of me doing Nancy Pelosi, doing Porky Pig....

A-A-A-A-Are y-y-y-y-you A-Are y-you-you se-se-se-seri-se-...........uh uh uh uh....

Are you se-se-se-se-

OH B!#CH PLEASE!

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Did Paris Hilton Become a Republican?

I don't know when getting to ride shotgun on daddy's campaign bus suddenly makes you qualified to comment on the "future" of the Republican Party as if your opinion....or her father's...has any consequence to it, but John McCain's daughter Meghan is now getting the media adoration her father had (and she will lose it instantly the second she ever runs for office against Sasha Obama) doing precisely what her father did...misrepresent the party she belongs to:

"Most of the old school Republicans are scared s***less of that future," she told a gathering of the Log Cabin Republicans, a group of gay and lesbian party members....

"I feel too many Republicans want to cling to past successes…I think we're seeing a war brewing in the Republican Party," she said. "But it is not between us and Democrats. It is not between us and liberals. It is between the future and the past…

Well, I'm glad she's working hard to dispel the rumors that she came from a father whose mouth is dirtier than Barack Obama's lungs (am I the only one who finds irony that a chain smoker is going to force universal healthcare on us....he must know something we don't about his ability to pay for his doctors...FDR couldn't walk...suck it up sissy).
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If You Want To Understand "Anti-Intellectual" Listen to the Messenger...Not the Message

It's a rare moment when the subject you want to ridicule does most of the work for you....

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Well....to her credit it would've sounded half as intelligent if she wasn't wearing glasses.

Then again I don't know how you divide ZERO in half.

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Speeches Speeches Go Away....

He (President Obama) noted April 15 "isn't exactly everyone's favorite date on the calendar."

Oh, hes such a great speaker!!! So eloquent!!! Granted, he does have a point...I'll bet Osama bin Laden would have more fun decorating a Christmas tree singing "Jesus Loves Me"...

....The president noted that he's asked his economic advisers to thoroughly review how to simplify the tax code and report back to him by year's end.

Step one: ask Tim Geithner why he has such an easy time paying taxes....

Hopefully he prefaced the order by clarifying it needs to be simpler for EVERYONE.

 

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Governor Patterson Can't See the True Desire for Gay Marriage

"There is clearly a problem in that those individuals who are gay or lesbian who would live in a civil union are still not entitled to somewhere between 1,250 and 1,300 civil protections" available to married couples, Paterson said. "We would like to try to address that at some point in the near future."

Really Governor Patterson? I would actually like to address this now because I didn't know there was even a dozen differences between the two....and don't give me this crap about them not being able to do things like will possessions away. When Leona Helmsley died she left this...

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Donald Trump Should Stick to Two Things: What He Knows, and The Hair On His Head

So Donald Trump fired Chloe Kardashian on Celebrity Apprentice for no reason other than she had to attend some class for DUI. Having gone to jail and paying a fine and going through all the other things that someone who gets a DUI has to go through, none of it being pretty, Trump saw it as an invitation to administer a most sanctimonious morality lecture that can only come from someone who trades in wives more than Expedition owners are trading in for Prius's.
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