It’s a foundation for familes
And societies
We shouldn’t stray far,

But its become a joke
So lets just lower the bar,
'Cuz that sounds cool

Hey! I really love swimming
So dearly beloved we are gathered today
For something that goes beyond gay

We want to join this man and his pool.

UH OH!

       A
        slippery

                slope


                       makes



                           Me 



                              be




                                  A




                                    fake





                                    Phony





                                      fool

Said the man with his head in the sand

Foolish,
As opposed to the 15 minutes
Of paparazzi love
With celebrity infatuation
Giving us a situation where
Their front page engagements
Have created a bygone age when
You expected to see
The question popped
Before the baby expectancy

Now we get miscarriages of marriages
By “Coolest of the Cool”

Leaving us nuggets
Of fools love
Any claim jumper
Would gladly dump

And yet to many of us are buying into it.