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There is only one conclusion to draw from a Chris Christie vs. Hillary match-up in 2016...

I'm really excited that Chris Christie got reelected last night in a landslizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

By June of 2015 there's going to be a lot of RINO hand-wringers out there who will say that Christie is just saying what he needs to say to be accepted in a DEEP blue state like New Jersey. Including sucking up to Obama.

I accept that argument...for New Jersey, but national office is a different story.

There should be an electoral college litmus test that says if you can't get the state you're from to support you then forget it...I don't see Jersey going for him over Hillary.

Maybe he'd have a shot against Anthony Weiner though...

Even if I'm wrong and he wins, conservatism loses. Nothing gives liberals more pleasure than to conflate the stink of moderate RINO failure with conservatism.

I'm still pissed at these ideological ostriches for fooling the rest of the (low-information) GOP primary voters into foisting Mitt Romney on us...

Anyway, now's a good time for a weird metaphor for what 2016 will look like...

 I know this isn't the first time I've used Slimer...but this one is way more appropriate.