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10. That's a great idea! But I'm afraid it might be unconstitutional. ;-(
9. I don't know...even Rahm admits there's something about Glenn Beck that makes him dead sexy.
8. That's ok, I can conduct the meeting without the teleprompters.
7. Next item on the agenda to address is...Country music, not patriotic enough?
6. Oh look, news reporters....yay....
5. Look at all these crises! (Sigh) vacation canceled...
4. Golf can wait, so tell me more about this...what do you call it? Oh yes yes, the "budget deficit."
3. 2-4-6-8 We will never race bait!
2. Sorry I'm late, I was reading the Arizona Immigration law.
1. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.....