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Riddles About Liberals

Many of these have been inspired by previous writings. Some are totally new. Some are ones I probably haven't been the first one to think of, but they're all from me.

Fair warning, some are more R-rated than others. Click on "Answer" to reveal the....um.....answer.

If you have one put it in the comments!


***UPDATE***

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Q: Which pick for VP is the only no-brainer for both parties?
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Q: What do you get when you combine Joe Biden, fast food, and a 10 dollar bill?
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Q: Why does Obama golf so much?
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Q: What is the difference between Joe Biden's credit card and his library card?
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Q: What kind of party will there be at the Ground Zero Mosque opening?
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Q: What kind of cure, paradoxically, scares gay men to death?
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Q: What is the one thing liberals need to sustain their dishonesty?
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Q: What is the only thing lower than Obama's approval rate?
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Q: Why did Biden think he was a member of the Tea Party?
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Q: If liberals take what they love most, and switch the vowels, they'll get the home of who they hate most. What is the word?
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Q: What do you get when you combine liberal ideas with Sham-wow?
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Q: What did Tiger Woods blame his marital infidelity on most?
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Q: What is the most vile four-letter profanity ever uttered on a Planned Parenthood operating table?
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Q: How does Biden feel about legalizing gay marriage?
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Q: Why is Obama so upset about 9% unemployment?
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Q: Why should the constitution be required reading in Congress?
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Q: Why didn't Anthony Weiner's wife leave him?
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Q: When will Nancy Pelosi stop going green?
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Q: What will Hillary Clinton be for the Halloween before the 2012 election?
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Q: What did Al Gore call his love child with Mother Nature?
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Q: A New York Times poll found 9 in 10 Tea Party members want to replace Obama in 2012. What do the 1 in 10 want?
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Q: Even though it was unpopular in the polls, why did Obama insist on passing ObamaCare?
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