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I'm Sure Spock Would Find This All To Be Fascinating

Sorry about the title....I saw the new Star Trek and it was AWESOME.

Its not nearly as awesome though as the backwards bizarro world I'm finding myself in where roughing up someone for information only works on "24" and "UFC Apprentice" (oh man I would love to see Trump try to fire one of those guys).

On the subject of "enhanced interrogation" this guy....

Ali Soufan, an FBI special agent from 1997 to 2005, told members of a key Senate Judiciary subcommittee that such "techniques, from an operational perspective, are ineffective, slow and unreliable, and harmful to our efforts to defeat al Qaeda." 

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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

I'm not quite sure what it is...but one of these pictures is really different from the others...hmmm

Does anyone have any guesses?

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Keeping Faith

I don't talk about or incorporate enough faith (Christian faith specifically) in my blog entries...probably because I'm trying to poke fun and use humor, which always comes at the expense of someone or something, and there isn't a lot of room for humor in the teaching of Jesus because he is literally talking about life and death...not very funny subject matter. Mel Gibson tried to tackle that glass ceiling a few years ago and in my humble opinion he failed miserably.

I want to though! I don't have my abilities without Him, I don't have ANYTHING without Him.

Granted, I'm no preacher...I couldn't even convince water to be wet. I did try once to convince Donald Trump to do a combover, but I don't know how that ended up working out....but in any case it wouldn't hurt trying give Him a little shout out once in a while.

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The Cross Dresser Finally Has the Sex Change Operation


So Senator Spector figured out that the Republican Party has been moving to the right since he was elected to the senate in 1980.

Lets figure this out....SINCE the Reagan Revolution Spector has concluded that the Republican Party has become too much like....oh man whos the guy I'm thinking of???

Its on the tip of my tounge.....

OH THATS RIGHT!

RONALD REAGAN!
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3 Is The Magic Number...

Its her place in line to be president, its the number of wrinkles she has on her face, and its the number of brain cells she has left....and the best part is its the number of people left who believe what she says.

I love having a reason to watch Nancy Pelosi in front of the cameras that doesn't involve trying to figure out if she missed a botox appointment....

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And now for my impression of me doing Nancy Pelosi, doing Porky Pig....

A-A-A-A-Are y-y-y-y-you A-Are y-you-you se-se-se-seri-se-...........uh uh uh uh....

Are you se-se-se-se-

OH B!#CH PLEASE!

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Did Paris Hilton Become a Republican?

I don't know when getting to ride shotgun on daddy's campaign bus suddenly makes you qualified to comment on the "future" of the Republican Party as if your opinion....or her father's...has any consequence to it, but John McCain's daughter Meghan is now getting the media adoration her father had (and she will lose it instantly the second she ever runs for office against Sasha Obama) doing precisely what her father did...misrepresent the party she belongs to:

"Most of the old school Republicans are scared s***less of that future," she told a gathering of the Log Cabin Republicans, a group of gay and lesbian party members....

"I feel too many Republicans want to cling to past successes…I think we're seeing a war brewing in the Republican Party," she said. "But it is not between us and Democrats. It is not between us and liberals. It is between the future and the past…

Well, I'm glad she's working hard to dispel the rumors that she came from a father whose mouth is dirtier than Barack Obama's lungs (am I the only one who finds irony that a chain smoker is going to force universal healthcare on us....he must know something we don't about his ability to pay for his doctors...FDR couldn't walk...suck it up sissy).
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If You Want To Understand "Anti-Intellectual" Listen to the Messenger...Not the Message

It's a rare moment when the subject you want to ridicule does most of the work for you....

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Well....to her credit it would've sounded half as intelligent if she wasn't wearing glasses.

Then again I don't know how you divide ZERO in half.

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Speeches Speeches Go Away....

He (President Obama) noted April 15 "isn't exactly everyone's favorite date on the calendar."

Oh, hes such a great speaker!!! So eloquent!!! Granted, he does have a point...I'll bet Osama bin Laden would have more fun decorating a Christmas tree singing "Jesus Loves Me"...

....The president noted that he's asked his economic advisers to thoroughly review how to simplify the tax code and report back to him by year's end.

Step one: ask Tim Geithner why he has such an easy time paying taxes....

Hopefully he prefaced the order by clarifying it needs to be simpler for EVERYONE.

 

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Governor Patterson Can't See the True Desire for Gay Marriage

"There is clearly a problem in that those individuals who are gay or lesbian who would live in a civil union are still not entitled to somewhere between 1,250 and 1,300 civil protections" available to married couples, Paterson said. "We would like to try to address that at some point in the near future."

Really Governor Patterson? I would actually like to address this now because I didn't know there was even a dozen differences between the two....and don't give me this crap about them not being able to do things like will possessions away. When Leona Helmsley died she left this...

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