I haven't had a chance to ask DHS chief Janet Napolitano but I'm pretty sure this is the kind of terrorist mushroom cloud the Obama Administration is trying to look out for...
To be honest I stayed away from this race and even until today didn't think a state like Massachusetts could turn away from the back-handed punishment of a nanny state only a liberal could love.
Unlike the importance of whether the vice president should be Joe Biden or Heidi Montag, the significance of Scott Brown's victory cannot be overstated. Massachusetts is arguably one of the most liberal states in the union (if not THE most liberal) and when faced with a choice on replacing liberalism's favorite son Ted Kennedy the voters awarded the honor to a conservative Republican (well...........he at least doesn't live in RINOland like Dede Scozzafava does). It doesn't need to be drilled down any deeper than that.
This election was a direct middle finger to the leadership (ah ha ha....ah ha ha ha) in Washington DC and unless you're a certain madam Speaker of the House (who shall remain nameless) high on botox when she's not drunk on power this fact is clear as day.
I truly hope liberals don't figure any of this out...because I'm not ready to be done with them yet.
Congratulations Senator-elect Brown.Add a comment
I'm no mental expert but I think its pretty serious...
I'm not sure why the text is in light brown...maybe he's electing to not use his "negro dialect." Perhaps we were all a little quick to judge Harry Reid.Add a comment
Here is the first installment of the 2010 Satire Headlines Archive
OLIVER STONE SAYS DECISION TO PUT HITLER "IN CONTEXT" WAS "BASICALLY HEADS IS HITLER TAILS IS SATAN" - January 13
OBAMA SAYS WHITE HOUSE BLOG SAYING HE HAS MADE AMERICA STRONGER IS MEANT TO BE VIEWED WITH A MIRROR - January 12
WHITE HOUSE SAYS REID'S RACIST REMARKS NOT COMPARABLE TO TRENT LOTT BECAUSE LOTT IS STILL ELECTABLE - January 12
REID SUFFERS ANEURYSM AFTER REPORTER ASKS HIM TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE COSBY SHOW AND GOOD TIMES - January 11
ATTORNEY FOR UNDERWEAR BOMBER'S ADVISES AGAINST "NOT BOMB JUST HAPPY TO SEE ALLAH'S VIRGINS" DEFENSE - January 11
BLACK CAUCUS ACCEPTS SEN. REID'S APOLOGY, COULD'VE GONE WITHOUT KNOWING ABOUT CRUSH ON QUEEN LATIFAH - January 11
DISASTER AVERTED ON BIDEN TRIP TO VEGAS TO GAMBLE AWAY NATIONAL DEBT, BET ON RED AND BLACK AT SAME TIME - January 8
UPON HEARING "NUDE" SCANNERS CAN MEASURE PENISES BILL CLINTON MAKES TIN FOIL HATS TO WEAR AT AIRPORTS - January 8
OBAMA WARNS SECURITY AGENCIES TO GET IT TOGETHER OR FACE THE WRATH OF A U.N. RESOLUTION - January 7
NEW OBAMA TRANNY CZAR ADMITS KEEPING "MANHOOD" IN JAR TO AVOID "OPPRESSION" WHILE VISITING MID-EAST - January 7
DEMS SAY CSPAN'S CALL FOR CAMERAS AT HEALTH BILL TALKS VIOLATES ANTI-SEX-TAPE-WITH-TAXPAYERS POLICY - January 6
AFTER OBAMA SAYS BOMB ATTEMPT IS "INTELLIGENCE SCREW UP" BIDEN CRIES OUT "WHATS THIS GOTTA DO WITH ME?" - January 6
WHEN ASKED IF COLD SNAP BOTHERS PEOPLE IN DC BIDEN ADMITS "NO WE'RE LIKE REPTILES" NOT THE BEST ANSWER - January 5
CELEBRATION OF OBAMA'S APPOINTMENT OF FIRST EVER "TRANNY" SPARKS OUTRAGE FROM GOP AND JANET RENO - January 5
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS BANNED AT WHITE HOUSE AFTER BIDEN SAYS HIS IS TO BE MORE "OPEN HONEST AND DIRECT" - January 4
DHS CONTINUES TO OPPOSE TERROR PROFILING OF MUSLIM MEN THAT DON'T BELONG TO RIGHT-WING GROUPS - January 4Add a comment
Unless you're born under a rock then you know that until last week Harry Reid was sort of a closet racist, but just in case you missed it here is a passage from the new book "Game Change" about the 2008 presidential election...
He was wowed by Obama's oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama -- aAfrican American "with no dialect, unless he wanted to have one"...
1. A minute amount; an iota or trace.
2. A spark; a flash.
3. The measure of George Will's knowlege of what this word means
Now liberals are circling their wagons around Reid because race isn't a four letter word in the Democratic party (usually because Biden gets to spell it).
Even conservative DC bubbleheads like George Will are going to bat for Reid on George Stephanopoulos's show saying there wasn't even a "scintilla" of evidence of racism.....
Not even a scintilla? Does Will even know the definition of that word? The whole thing is ONLY about race, and it denigrates "real" black....ahem....."negro" people!
Honestly, if that isn't racism then I'm starting to wonder if that word actually has less to do with the color of people's skin and more do do with prefering Nascar over golf. At least then we can try to begin to make sense of George Will, who has obviously been drinking the DC establishment water for way to long now. Being a conservative on any network political program is like being a permanent pledge on the most elite fraternity on campus (in their minds only).
Of course what Reid said is loaded with racism! Next to figuring out how to steal other peoples money for themselves all liberals think about is how to be better race pimps....they've been vote counting to it for decades.
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But just because someone utters something that smacks of racism does not a racist make, right? Its not like Reid or other Democrats are supporting institutions that oppress, rob liberty, or even enslave the constituents they are marketed to in ways that make them scared to vote for Republicans lest they loose access to the "stash".
Hmmmm...studies have shown that homophobes are really just lashing out in an effort to quell their own latent gay sensibilities.....maybe Reid isn't racist so much as he is trying to....express himself.Add a comment
I'm not really sure how something like this could happen.....
Maybe its the fishy science behind it.
Or the science behind it that seems kind of fishy.
Or maybe its the Climategate emails revealing collusion to doctor the research in ways that would make Milli Vanilli's Grammy blush.
Or maybe its the desire to hold the climate summit at the same time as the Copenhagen Private Jet show.
Or maybe it's that the world is FREEZING right now and maybe there shouldn't be record lows when the world is supposedly getting warmer.
That said, each "snowflake" represents a headline in the news about how the country is getting colder than the Clintons on date night. Give them a peak and watch Al Gore try to eat his words.
ATTORNEY FOR UNDERWEAR BOMBER'S ADVISES AGAINST "NOT BOMB JUST HAPPY TO SEE ALLAH'S VIRGINS" DEFENSE - December 31
NEW POLL FINDS OBAMA LESS POPULAR THAN MICHELLE, HILLARY, WATERBOARDING, HELL - December 30
OBAMA DEFLECTS QUESTION ABOUT CALLING MUSLIM TERRORISTS "VIOLENT EXTREMISTS" BY WISHING AMERICA A NEW YEAR - December 30
ECONOMISTS TELL BIDEN URANIUM THAT IS "ENRICHED" DOESN'T MEAN IT HAS LOTS OF MONEY THAT CAN BE TAXED - December 29
OBAMA PROPOSES TESTICLE KICKING CONTEST TO SETTLE WAR ON TERROR, OFFERS TO LET AL QAEDA GO FIRST - December 28
IRAN TELLS OBAMA HIS SPEECHES INSPIRE THEM TO STOP VIOLENCE, NUKES, AND "HAHA JUST KIDDING YOU'RE WEAK" - December 28
OBAMA ORDERS REVIEW OF FLIGHT SCREENING PROCEDURES TO SEE HOW THEY CAN IMPROVE HIS CZAR VETTING PROCESS - December 28
OBAMA LAUNCHES CHRISTMAS INVESTIGATION WHEN GIFT FROM SECRET SANTA IS WRAPPED WITH US BIRTH CERTIFICATES - December 23
DEMS OFFER TO KILL HEALTH BILL REJECTED BY GOP, COULD FIND NO TAKERS TO JUDGE PELOSI-REID BIKINI CONTEST - December 23
IN PREPARATION OF HEALTH CARE VOTE COSTUME COMPANY AFFIRMS NO "MIX UP" IN SENDING SEN. REID MRS. CLAUSE SUIT - December 22Add a comment
A couple of weeks ago I posted what I thought were the top 15 satire headlines (check them out here if you missed them). Since I wrote hundreds I thought I would come up with a list of the top 15 honorable mentions. So here they are in no particular order.
Obama Cancels Pardon Of Thanksgiving Turkey, Noting Presidents Should Not Pardon Themselves
Biden Boasts If Senate Dems Had Only 59 Votes For Health Care Debate He Could've Been The Tie-Breaker
Obama Issues Reminder To Not Let The Dc Sniper's Execution Make Us "Jump To Conclusions" Over His Guilt
20 Years After Fall Of Berlin Wall Biden Recalls How He Got The News From A Text Message On His Cell Phone
Barney Frank Disappointed To Learn The Uncle Sam "I Want You" Poster Is Not Directly Meant For Him
Senator Reid Complains No Public Health Option Means He'll Never Afford Sex Change To Become A Real Man
California Closes Budget Gap In Deal With Parker Brothers Allowing The State To Pass Go Any Time It Needs To
Ahmadinejad Un Speech Interrupted By Kanye West Drunken Tirade Giving Props To North Korean Nuclear Program
After Formal Rebuke Vote Dems Hold Joe Wilson Up As Warning To North Korea And Iran They Could Be Next
Un Advocates Teaching Masturbation To Kids So Governments Are Free To Do Other Things While The People Screw Themselves
Rio De Janeiro Wins 2016 Olympics Defeating Tokyo, Madrid, And Chicagobama
Jimmy Carter Reveals Secret Source Of Post-Presidential Wisdom: "I Am What I Farm"
While Preparing For Big Health Care Speech Obama Orders Biden To Stop Calling Him "Barocky"
Reigning Staring Contest Champion Nancy Pelosi Under Fire For Allegations She Uses Performance Enhancing Botox.
New Poll Finds Death Panels Now More Popular Than Congress
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Happy New Year and see you in 2010!Add a comment
We all know that the real reason liberals are hopping mad about the Tea Parties is that it calls public attention to the taxpayers dissatisfaction with how our politician's money is spent. I know I know...the nerve of it all...good thing Rachel Maddow is there to call them Tea Baggers! That'll make them go away.
In any case, if liberals wanted to have a party of their own I suspect it would go something like....Add a comment