Follow Me on Pinterest

When Obamacare Passed Congress I Didn't See Any Singing Fat Ladies

Unlike the experience of liberals hearing the name Barack Obama for first time, I don't remember the exact day or time I knew for a fact that God exists, but I remember how I got to that point.

Before that moment I was very liberal on the matter of religion and morality in general. I thought that all religions in general could and did bring about positive influence in the lives of people. I also thought that as long as you are a good person you were bound for whatever heaven was supposed to be. Whatever good meant to me back then I'll never be able to actually tell you, but it was probably as ambiguous as the meaning of "pro-life" is to a Democrat.

AKA liberal hell part one

It was 2004, I was in college, it was my final year before entering the "real" world. I was heavily involved with my school's College Republican chapter and I wrote op ed's for the school paper (as far as I knew I was literally the lone conservative voice in the entire campus media, and it was at one of the largest universities in my state).

One night I was driving in my car and I started thinking about of my efforts in being a part of the fight for the Republican party. The Democrats were having their primaries and I was wondering if we could succeed in getting President Bush reelected, which then lead me to start thinking about how electoral fortunes come and go for both parties.

Then......like a woman who watches The View to gain IQ points...what should have been so obvious to begin with dawned on me.....

Except for entitlements, Nancy Pelosi's face and Ted Kennedy's halitosis

Nothing we do can last forever. The results of elections have shelf lives, and with little exception the legacy of campaigns don't tend to last after they've been gone for a generation or so.

Then I started to realize the same was true of life in general, more precisely this life.

So that's why Robert Byrd has so many buildings named after him

When we die we live on in the people who knew us directly, after this we usually become a distant memory to the people who knew them, beyond that any influence we held in this life is all but forgotten.

I couldn't help but think what the point of it all was if nothing we do lives very far beyond our time on Earth. I realized at that point that we aren't living for this life. We are working toward the next life, our real and eternal life.

To make a long story short, I not only realized that without question God exists, but over the last few years I began to really understand that we are made for His glory.

Luckily, its also very covered by the government now

What happened on that Sunday night, March 21, 2010 is a shining example of all of this. The work of Ronald Reagan and his legacy came to a close. It is very depressing.

Remembering the fact that God, not man, is in control of all things is quite literally the only thing that helps me cope with nights like this, which as The Drudge Report put it, is "a day that will live in INFIRMARY."

We also need to accept this defeat as something that must happen in accordance with His plan. I prayed as millions have prayed that this wouldn't pass. He didn't answer that prayer and while I don't like it I know there is a reason.

Just because He didn't intercede now doesn't mean he wont later. Its entirely possible that this defeat is meant to strengthen our resolve to fight even harder to preserve this Christian nation and take the principals that ushered in the Reagan Revolution to establish a new legacy, one that God-fearing leaders like Reagan could be proud of.

Millions acted against Obamacare in the form of protests, now its time to take action against the ENTIRE government we currently have by acting in the form of organizing, donating, calling, knocking on doors, and most of all using the new media to beat back this president and his lapdogs in congress at their own game.

I know I'm in.

Throughout all of this we need leaders worthy and willing to serve Him above their lust for a place of power in this country to emerge. We the people will need to support them when they are right, and check them when they are wrong.

In doing all of this we MUST continue to pray to God that He will be the wind at our backs...its the only way we will find success in any of this.

I didn't see any fat ladies singing in Congress during that vote...did you?

Add a comment

Can't We Just Deem and Pass Obama's Defeat in 2012?

We are at what is probably the most significant of crossroads this country has seen in my lifetime. No matter what happens the Democrats face a can of whoop-ass in November. Either health care fails and Republicans make significant gains, or it passes and Obama gets to spend the remainder of his only term in office dealing with a Republican Congress.

Obamacare wont cover Uncle Sam's case of chronic crappy leadership

BUT....no matter what happens remember this.....the really bad news is Joe Biden will still be the Vice President.

From "gator aide" and the "cornhusker kickback" to ousting congressman Eric Massa, the brazen, in broad daylight, deal making, arm twisting and flat-out bribery taking place by President Obama (for example as if you needed another) should be a national scandal.

Well, GQ and Rielle Hunter apparently don't make the scandal cut so why should this?

Really though happened to the smoke-filled back room deals done in secret?

..............HELLO!?! Is this mic on?

ROOMS...filled with SMOKE....wouldn't you think THAT would put Obama in his element to make deals?



Its almost as if our president is really just some bad James Bond villain who just can help himself but to tell us the details his evil master plan. It really is too bad the GOP is less like 007 and more like Inspector Clouseau.

Obama may be crazy but he's right when he asks where the Republicans have been on this issue. In the 12 years they had power they could have prevented this fight by pushing reforms in the marketplace...instead the system spiraled out of control and now we have a political party using the chaos as an excuse to make the biggest grab for power maybe ever.

The fact that the GOP wins because the measure is so unpopular has more to do with dumb luck than some sort of ideological or political victory...I'll take it where I can get it, but this is not a proper foundation for the successful comeback of a political party.

Did someone say Demon Pass?

The worst part about it all is that as of this writing health care "deform" may happen without an actual vote taking place. If this "deem and pass" trick Pelosi is trying to pull was even a slightly more legitimate move than John Edwards's and Rielle Hunter's kid then why spend all this time hunting for votes and talking about having them (which they clearly don't have if they need to resort to this).

I know I've said it before and its worth repeating...for eight years this country endured the most ridiculous of notions that George W. Bush wanted to establish himself as dictator-in-chief after some catastrophe he created so he could impose martial law before the '08 election and not have to step aside.

This line of thinking is known as being "intellectual" in social circles that include that guy from "I am Sam" trying to act like some normal dude named Sean Penn when he's not on the set of some crappy Oscar nominated movie that nobody watches. These are the types of people in charge right now!

The point of all this being...what a difference just under two years makes! The left's cries of a Bush dictatorship were not for concern over the country, they were made out of jealousy.

If liberals enjoyed this level of support for opposition to the Iraq war, both in public opinion and Congress, they would've declared the execution of the war the death of American democracy. So lets not pretend this BS is the voice of the people being heard. If everything in Washington DC continues at this rate and Obama is reelected in 2012 someone better find out who got Iran's Ahmadinejad to advise him on how to pull it off.

Add a comment

Meet 'Lil TeaBagger

I was thinking, if the left wants to call the Tea Party activists "teabaggers" then maybe they deserve a mascot. So I made up a character called 'lil TeaBagger and created a Facebook fan page for him.

The idea was to come up with something funny and lighthearted and turn the vile name on its head. Reaction to this page has been really interesting. Some people think its hilarious and others seem to be offended, which makes me wonder if they get its a joke...oh well...it stays!

Click here to become a fan of 'lil TeaBagger on Facebook. Below are some shots of the little guy in action (more will come in the future).

***UPDATE*** You can follow this little guy on Twitter by clicking here.



Obama gets hit by lil TeaBagger


Obama gets hit by lil TeaBagger


This one is my favorite so far

Obama gets hit by lil TeaBagger

Add a comment

Satire Headlines Archive Update March 1-14

Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive



TOYOTA REFUSES TO ACCEPT BLAME FOR THE DEMOCRATS STICKY HEATH CARE REFORM ACCELERATOR - March 12

NEW POLL FINDS MAJORITY NOT SURE IF OBAMA'S LOGO REPRESENTS HIS LAST INITIAL OR ZERO - March 11

INSURANCE INDUSTRY TELLS OBAMA THAT IF THERE WERE REELECTION INSURANCE HIS APPLICATION WOULD BE DENIED - March 11

HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES TO CONSIDER MAKING "LIBERAL" AN UNINSURABLE PRE-EXISTING MEDICAL CONDITION - March 10

MASSA AND EMMANUEL'S FIGHT IN SHOWER PROMPTS BARNEY FRANK TO CALL FOR A THOROUGH, STEAMY INVESTIGATION - March 9

OBAMA DISPUTES HE IS LIKE A 3D MOVIE THAT WAS OVER-HYPED, OVERSOLD AND FULL OF THIN AIR CALLED "CRAPITAR" - March 9

RAHM EMMANUEL SAYS HE CONFRONTED REP. MASSA AT GYM NAKED BECAUSE THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME TO PUT ON THE WARM-UP TUTU - March 8

ACADEMY TELLS OBAMA THAT WHILE FULL OF GLAMOR AND MAKE-BELIEVE HIS SPEECHES WILL NEVER QUALIFY FOR AN OSCAR - March 8

REID SAYS 36,000 LOST JOBS IS "GOOD," PROMPTS NATIONS JOBLESS MEN TO STOP BEATING WIVES SO THEY CAN GO BEAT ON HIM - March 5

FEDERAL BUDGET DEFICIT PUTS CENSUS IN JEOPARDY AS PUBLIC BEGINS TO DOUBT GOVERNMENT'S ABILITY TO COUNT - March 5

HARRY REID'S HOME TOWN OF SEARCHLIGHT VOTES TO HONOR HIS INTELLIGENCE BY RENAMING THE TOWN "NIGHTLIGHT" - March 5

OBAMACARE MAY FAIL DUE TO DEMS WHO OPPOSE ABORTION EXCEPT FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND NATION DESTROYING LAWS - March 4

WHEN ASKED WHY IT NO LONGER COVERS THE IRAQ WAR THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SAYS ITS ALL BUSH'S FAULT - March 4

BIDEN SPECULATES HE IS VP BECAUSE HE IS LIKE OBAMA'S CIGARETTES, UNFILTERED, ODDLY ADDICTING, AND SMELLY - March 3

CHILEANS PUT EARTHQUAKE WOES IN PERSPECTIVE AS THEY REALIZE ITS NOT LIKE THEY GOT HIT WITH OBAMACARE - March 2

BIDEN HYPES OBAMA VERSION OF HEALTH CARE BILL AS SO SIMPLE EVEN A CHILD WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM - March 2

NEW "FASHION FORWARD" SHIRT WORN BY OBAMA REVEALED TO BE MASS COVERING OF NICOTINE PATCHES - March 1

COMPLAINTS HIT NEW YORK TIMES THAT ISSUE WITH GORE'S GLOBAL WARMING DEFENSE HAVE A WEIRD FECES-LIKE ODOR - March 1

Add a comment

Taxes: Your Patriotic Doody

I haven't done any new art in a while, though I have a couple of pieces that are still in progress. The main reason I haven't produced any new stuff lately is I have and a MAJOR project that I hope to have done sometime this summer, but its taking up most of my time, so until its done the other pieces will just have to wait.

In the meantime I thought I would celebrate tax season by highlighting one of my more favorite pieces in its very own post.



Add a comment

It's the Cathartic Harry Reid Rant

I did a rant on Obama last month that was pretty well received...

Well, this is a new month and I've honestly had about as much of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid as I can take, and while I know the timing on this one is a bit off...I didn't want to let it go much longer because if I don't find a release Iran's nuclear program is about to have a lot of its thunder stolen from them.

I know Harry is from a town called Searchlight, but this guy is so dim the town needs to hold a vote to change its name to Nightlight. A rising tide lifts all ships, but the Sahara Desert has more water than the Senate has IQ points under Reid's control.

Hold your tongue and say "apple", now do it saying "Daschle"

I also know this comes across as blasphemous since Senator John Thune of South Dakota is one of the all important crew of 41 Republicans in the senate, but I'm starting to believe he owes the country a huge apology for beating Tom Daschle in 2004 and thrusting Harry Reid as a leader of the United States senate on us all.

Speaking of apologies.....Nevada.....what the WHAT you guys?!? Were the slot machine beeping a little too loud when Reid told you all the "reasons" you should vote for him?

You're supposed to blow it on Obamacare

That isn't going to work in 2010. The casinos are practically silenced because of the recession and his President has been telling people, in a clean, articulate, non-negro dialectical way , not to blow their money at them.

So now their listening...and 36 percent of Nevadan's still haven't figured out what idiots they are.

And man oh man that eagle eye of his spotting the "fact" that unemployed men cope by beating up their wives is almost more ridiculous than the pronouncement that Obama can use his "negro dialect" whenever he wants to.

Like just about everyone else in the country I'm no stranger to the recession and I spent the better part of a year looking for work after being laid off twice in the span of 6 months....so I have a confession...

While I was unemployed I almost punched my wife once, and that was because Harry Reid was on television talking about something stupid (aka normal), and at that moment she happened to be between me and my Nancy Pelosi stress pillow....

Liberal womanizers need your defense more than I need your crap.

Obviously this is a joke, and if you can take our government you can definitely take a joke. So calm down National Organization for Women.

Let me be clear Harry, I know, unequivocally, there is never an adequate enough reason to hit a woman, which is precisely why you will always be safe from me. And if you ever manage to figure out where you manhood went you can go back to hiding behind your glasses.

Add a comment

10 Reasons We Can Thank A Liberal

You know, we conservatives really get down on liberals all the time, I wanted to turn the table for just one blog post and list 10 things or reasons for which we should thank liberals. One thing that can't be denied is they have given us so much to be thankful for. However, today I'm going to do what Congress can't and exercise restraint by limiting it to 10.

I'll probably come up with future reasons because I can't imagine there are only 10. Feel free to chime in below with your comments...now, in no particular order...

1. When someone asks me if I can do something and I say "yes I can," I throw up a little bit in my mouth and then I
Thank a liberal!


2. Because $999,999,999.99 is now chump change we can
Thank a liberal!


3. Man, I wish there was a way to kill babies without going to jail for murder....wait....THERE IS?!?
Thank a liberal!


4. For this billboard 40 chart topper: Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm
Thank a liberal!


5. Is the North America Man Boy Love Association about free speech or raping boys? I JUST DON'T KNOW!
Thank a liberal!


6. Remember when we had trans fats and food was yummy?
Thank a liberal!


7. When did alphabet books for kids start including "C is for Condom?
Thank a liberal!


8. i lerned in pubic skule that joe bYdin is a prittee smart gie
Thank a liberal!


9. You're in for murder eh? Me? I accidentally killed a "protected" gopher when I mowed my lawn
Thank a liberal!


10. 911? Hi a man is robbing me at gunpoint, since I can't have a gun can you send - BANG I'm dead and I can posthumously
Thank a liberal!


There you have it folks, if a liberal ever accuses you of being an ingrate you can point them to this list!

Add a comment

I forget...Is Biden as smart as one 5th grader or five 1st graders?

As stated on the last post, I went on a fan page starting tear on Facebook last week (add me, if you want to, and you don't want to...why?), and this page was another one of my better efforts. Below is the art I did for the page...I don't normally say this about my own work, but this one just makes me chuckle when I look at it.

Become a member of I forget...Is Biden as smart as one 5th grader or five 1st graders? here


Add a comment

Next Halloween Obama should be something cool...like...a REAL president!

I went on a fan page starting tear on Facebook last week (add me, if you want to, and you don't want to...why?), and this page was one of my better efforts. Below is the art I did for the page...

Become a fan of Next Halloween Obama should be something cool...like...a REAL president! here


Add a comment

New Poem: The Haiku About Nancy Pelosi

The latest Haiku to added the poetry section...I've done so many of these I think I'm going to have to make "political" haikus its own section...


Mess with Pelosi
And prepare to battle the
Whole botox party

Add a comment