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The Haiku About Good Friday

The latest Haiku to added the poetry section...


Jesus died this day
Obama has fooled a few
God's kids don't buy it

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If You Think Islands Float, You MUST Be A Liberal

Many of you have probably already seen this. While I wish this was an April fools joke...I'm so glad it isn't...because its just too good...



One thing not in their water...
REAL islands

This guy represents the 4th District of Georgia, which is where his predecessor and fellow screwloose Cynthia McKinney came from. Clearly, there is something in the water in that part of Georgia.

I know the quality of the video isn't too great, but you can almost see the Admiral trying to hold back his smirk, and the woman behind him is less successful, when he says they don't anticipate the island...capsizing...

Does this man not have congressional aides who can help him figure out what an island is?!? Does he think these masses of land are just bobbing in the water like the rubber duckies he plays with in his bathtub?!?

More importantly how many more of these incidents must the country endure before the Dan Quayle is even? The media TRIES to grant radio silence to the idiotic things liberals say, but

They say

"Who are these people?" To busts of George Washington and Benjamin Franklin at Monticello (Al Gore)

FDR went on TV when he was President in 1929 (Joe Biden)

There are 57 states (President Obama)

Islands capsize (Hank Johnson)

We say

Potatoe...which could have been right if Quayle had only tried pretending the girl was trying to spell "POTATOES"

Potatoe

Potatoe

Potatoe

Its funny, but its also a little enraging. This man he works half as hard, and has a quarter of the intelligence of a paint sniffing ditch digger in a coma, and he gets paid roughly $175,000 per year to dictate how we should live our lives. This man voted for ObamaCare, he has power that puts the fate of this country in his hands.

Redistribution of IQ is socialism we can believe in

We have to hear from liberals how conservatives with their voodoo magic beliefs that used to be known to most of them as Christianity are mentally ill equipped to be in charge of stuff. As far as I'm concerned they're way behind the 8-ball if we have to keep score in the IQ wars. Theres no doubt where the Vegas easy money would go if the two parties had to stack up against Jeff Foxworthy's 5th graders.

Its no wonder we get ideas like ObamaCare, and cap and tax, and reparations, and blah blah blah the list could go on forever...These people can barely handle basic facts of life.



Well, they don't have brains for brains...THATS for sure

***UPDATE*** Some who have read this are admonishing me to go easy on the guy because he has Hepatitis C...the last time I checked that affects the liver, which would explain this video perfectly if someone can medically prove to me that liberals have livers for brains.

That just begs the question: If Dick Cheney should have stepped down as vice president because of his heart condition, should liberals (or anyone for that matter) be allowed to make country altering decisions when they're "brain" damaged?


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Satire Headline Archive Update March 15-31

Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive



INTERNAL FACEBOOK POLL FINDS USERS FEEL HAVING BOTH A DNC AND AN IRS FAN PAGE IS REDUNDANT - March 31

SARKOZY EXPLAINS TO BIDEN IRAN IS THE NAME OF A ROGUE NATION AND NOT OFFICIAL FRENCH FOREIGN POLICY - March 30

INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE "THE BLIND SIDE" OBAMA APPLIES TO BE THE LEGAL GUARDIAN OF HIS TELEPROMPTER - March 30

OBAMA DELIVERS ULTIMATUM TO KARZAI TO STOP AFGHAN CORRUPTION OR ACCEPT A POSITION IN HIS ADMINISTRATION - March 29

FOCUSED U.N. MOVES SWIFTLY ON SINKING OF SOUTH KOREAN SHIP BY PASSING RESOLUTION DENOUNCING ISRAEL - March 26

GROWING TIRED OF SAYING OBAMACARE IS PEOPLE'S VICTORY OBAMA HIRES SARCASM CZAR - March 26

DEMS WANT CONGRESSIONAL "DON'T ASK DON'T TELL" LIFTED SO THEY CAN SAY HOW THEY REALLY FEEL ABOUT AMERICA - March 25

BARNEY FRANK DECLARES LOVE OF DICTATORS UNTIL AIDE INFORMS HIM THEY’RE NOT PENIS-SHAPED FRENCH FRIES - March 25

PRO-CHOICE GROUP INADVERTENTLY SUPPORTS OBAMACARE PROTESTERS CHANTING "KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY" - March 24

BIDEN SAYS "BIG F-ING DEAL" NOT OVER HEALTH CARE BILL, OBAMA PROMISED HE CAN COME INSIDE WHITE HOUSE NOW - March 23

STUPAK SAYS DEMS OSTRACIZED HIM LIKE HE WAS ROSIE O'DONNELL IN A POLICE LINE-UP OF WOMEN - March 23

BIDEN CHANTS "WE HAVE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE" AS BEMUSED DEMOCRATS WONDER WHO "WE" IS SUPPOSED TO BE - March 22

BARNEY FRANK LOSES BET TO OBAMA ON WHO CAN BLOW THE DEMOCRAT MAJORITY FASTER - March 22

DEMS SUPPORTING OBAMACARE BECOME UNDECIDED WHEN THEY REALIZE THE PROCEDURE IS "DEEM AND PASS" NOT "DEMON PASS" - March 19

OBAMA'S DELAY OF TRIP TO SOUTH PACIFIC FOR HEALTH VOTE HAILED BY DEM LEADERS AND CHIROPRACTOR DR. NOBOWMA - March 19

BIDEN CANCELS TRIP TO HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AFTER READING ON WIKIPEDIA HE CAN ONLY BREAK TIES IN THE SENATE - March 19

THREATS AGAINST DEMOCRATS OPPOSING OBAMACARE GRADUATE FROM WATERBOARDING TO ERIC MASSA TICKLE SESSIONS - March 18

BIDEN SUFFERS "WICKED" ST. PATTY'S DAY HANGOVER, SWEARS HE'LL NEVER DRINK GREEN ODOULS AGAIN - March 18

WHITE HOUSE ST. PATRICKS DAY FESTIVITIES END WHEN BIDEN GETS SO DRUNK HE CAN EXPLAIN QUANTUM PHYSICS - March 17

DEMS SUPPORTING OBAMACARE BECOME UNDECIDED WHEN THEY REALIZE THE PROCEDURE IS "DEEM AND PASS" NOT "DEMON PASS" - March 16

POLL FINDS LIBERALS FINALLY CONQUER BUSH DICTATORSHIP FEARS IF DEMS "DEEM" HEALTH CARE BILL "PASSED" - March 16

HIGH COURT UPHOLDS "UNDER GOD" IN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, CAUSES ATHEIST CRACK-UP, CRIES OF "WHY GOD WHY?" - March 15

OBAMA'S DELAY OF TRIP TO SOUTH PACIFIC FOR HEALTH VOTE HAILED BY DEM LEADERS AND CHIROPRACTOR DR. NOBOWMA - March 15

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The Conservative Case For Why The Democrats Should Win In November

I know this is going to be a VERY hot button issue for many of you who know me to wear a big conservative chip on my shoulder.....so I beg you to hear me out because believe me, by the time I'm done making my case I think you will also realize that it is MUCH MUCH BETTER for the country to continue having the Democrats run the show.

I actually got this idea from another conservative blog that I enjoy so for the full list of reasons Democrats should win click here

APRIL FOOLS!

Come on people!!! I may be crazy and stupid at times, but I'll NEVER go Biden on ya. Hope you have a fun day...see ya on the other side of Easter!

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Its the Repeal ObamaCare Rant

Watching the aftermath of ObamaCare's passage leaves me wondering which is worse, watching liberals take their hobbling victory lap on this issue, or having to endure the idiocy of their suggesting that conservatives stop acting like sore losers and "get back to work."

Even Obama is taunting the the repeal hungry GOP to "go for it" with the wind at their backs of the 55% of us that wanted this thing repealed before the ballpoint pen used to sign the it was even invented.

Christians are covered, but if bad presidents needed a messiah....

I wonder if he'll be so smug when similar polls show his chances of reelection as being so optimistic. Its hard to believe that a newly minted president could screw up so much, so fast, and so badly after just a year.

And when he says this is the "people's victory," I'm left wondering what he qualifies as a person? Liberals? They're really the only ones happy with this, and I thought we agreed a long time ago they don't count because they're actually from another planet.

Also, this notion that the GOP needs to "move on" is an amazing statement coming from the party that is still counting chads in Florida 10 years later.

I think it rhymes with "legalizing booze"

What if the anti-prohibition movement "moved on" after alcohol became illegal under the U.S. Constitution in the 1920's? I don't know answer, but I'm pretty sure we know what Ted Kennedy's life's work would've ended up being about.

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The Looking Spoon's You Might Be A Liberal If...

I know its been done before, but I'm don't know if you'll find a better, funnier, more brilliant list from a more modest correspondent! HA!

Hope you like it. If you have any "ways" of your own you want to share then leave a comment below!



If you wanted ObamaCare so you can finally get that elusive sex change from man to Democrat....


If you think Christmas is a true season of giving and should be celebrated on April 15th...


If you want universal health care so you can finally get the surgery needed to remove all the scars you get from vigorously hugging trees...


If Planned Parenthood is the place where mistakes go to die choose...


If you try to make ice cubes in the oven because you believe extreme cold is an effect of global warming...


If you have a list of things you're going to spend your social security check on in 2060 when the monthly pay out is -$924.87...


If the evil terrorist Rush Limbaugh must be destroyed...wait...whats that?...His name is Osama? Really? Osama Limbaugh?...


If you want to attend an Iranian rally for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad so you can hurl your panties at him...


If you own a vial of Nancy Pelosi's tears that she was only able to shed because she missed a botox party...


If you can physically tell the difference between Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow....


If you don't think it's funny to put polar bears in Al Gore's pool because "they have nowhere else to go"....


If you stop objecting to public nativity scenes because they now include Obama in them as a wise man, or preferably baby Jesus...


YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!

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'Lil TeaBagger is Ready to be an ObamaCare Enforcer

I already had this in a previous blog post, but I really like it and wanted to share again, because when ObamaCare bankrupts the country there wont be any room for "I told you so," as we'll be crammed up to our ears in debt...

As a result the only way we'll be able to reduce the cost of ObamaCare is to reduce our use of it. A great way to reduce the use is to force people to live healthier lifestyles.....and 'Lil TeaBagger is ready to lead the way on that front!


If you're wondering what the heck 'Lil TeaBagger is click here for an explanation

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Joe Biden: A Portrait

I did this piece a while ago..sometimes I get comments that it looks familiar.




It was in fact inspired by a famous photograph....



Needless to say its more of a contrast than a comparison. :-D

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New poem: The Haiku About ObamaCare

The latest Haiku to added the poetry section...


ObamaCare passed!
It is the perfect cure for
smaller government

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I Think This is How Obama Convinced Stupak on ObamaCare

I can't imagine it going down any other way...


How Obama convinced Stupak on ObamaCare
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