Here are the latest additions to the Headlines Archive
INTERNAL FACEBOOK POLL FINDS USERS FEEL HAVING BOTH A DNC AND AN IRS FAN PAGE IS REDUNDANT - March 31
SARKOZY EXPLAINS TO BIDEN IRAN IS THE NAME OF A ROGUE NATION AND NOT OFFICIAL FRENCH FOREIGN POLICY - March 30
INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE "THE BLIND SIDE" OBAMA APPLIES TO BE THE LEGAL GUARDIAN OF HIS TELEPROMPTER - March 30
OBAMA DELIVERS ULTIMATUM TO KARZAI TO STOP AFGHAN CORRUPTION OR ACCEPT A POSITION IN HIS ADMINISTRATION - March 29
FOCUSED U.N. MOVES SWIFTLY ON SINKING OF SOUTH KOREAN SHIP BY PASSING RESOLUTION DENOUNCING ISRAEL - March 26
GROWING TIRED OF SAYING OBAMACARE IS PEOPLE'S VICTORY OBAMA HIRES SARCASM CZAR - March 26
DEMS WANT CONGRESSIONAL "DON'T ASK DON'T TELL" LIFTED SO THEY CAN SAY HOW THEY REALLY FEEL ABOUT AMERICA - March 25
BARNEY FRANK DECLARES LOVE OF DICTATORS UNTIL AIDE INFORMS HIM THEY’RE NOT PENIS-SHAPED FRENCH FRIES - March 25
PRO-CHOICE GROUP INADVERTENTLY SUPPORTS OBAMACARE PROTESTERS CHANTING "KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY" - March 24
BIDEN SAYS "BIG F-ING DEAL" NOT OVER HEALTH CARE BILL, OBAMA PROMISED HE CAN COME INSIDE WHITE HOUSE NOW - March 23
STUPAK SAYS DEMS OSTRACIZED HIM LIKE HE WAS ROSIE O'DONNELL IN A POLICE LINE-UP OF WOMEN - March 23
BIDEN CHANTS "WE HAVE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE" AS BEMUSED DEMOCRATS WONDER WHO "WE" IS SUPPOSED TO BE - March 22
BARNEY FRANK LOSES BET TO OBAMA ON WHO CAN BLOW THE DEMOCRAT MAJORITY FASTER - March 22
DEMS SUPPORTING OBAMACARE BECOME UNDECIDED WHEN THEY REALIZE THE PROCEDURE IS "DEEM AND PASS" NOT "DEMON PASS" - March 19
OBAMA'S DELAY OF TRIP TO SOUTH PACIFIC FOR HEALTH VOTE HAILED BY DEM LEADERS AND CHIROPRACTOR DR. NOBOWMA - March 19
BIDEN CANCELS TRIP TO HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AFTER READING ON WIKIPEDIA HE CAN ONLY BREAK TIES IN THE SENATE - March 19
THREATS AGAINST DEMOCRATS OPPOSING OBAMACARE GRADUATE FROM WATERBOARDING TO ERIC MASSA TICKLE SESSIONS - March 18
BIDEN SUFFERS "WICKED" ST. PATTY'S DAY HANGOVER, SWEARS HE'LL NEVER DRINK GREEN ODOULS AGAIN - March 18
WHITE HOUSE ST. PATRICKS DAY FESTIVITIES END WHEN BIDEN GETS SO DRUNK HE CAN EXPLAIN QUANTUM PHYSICS - March 17
DEMS SUPPORTING OBAMACARE BECOME UNDECIDED WHEN THEY REALIZE THE PROCEDURE IS "DEEM AND PASS" NOT "DEMON PASS" - March 16
POLL FINDS LIBERALS FINALLY CONQUER BUSH DICTATORSHIP FEARS IF DEMS "DEEM" HEALTH CARE BILL "PASSED" - March 16
HIGH COURT UPHOLDS "UNDER GOD" IN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, CAUSES ATHEIST CRACK-UP, CRIES OF "WHY GOD WHY?" - March 15
OBAMA'S DELAY OF TRIP TO SOUTH PACIFIC FOR HEALTH VOTE HAILED BY DEM LEADERS AND CHIROPRACTOR DR. NOBOWMA - March 15Add a comment
I know this is going to be a VERY hot button issue for many of you who know me to wear a big conservative chip on my shoulder.....so I beg you to hear me out because believe me, by the time I'm done making my case I think you will also realize that it is MUCH MUCH BETTER for the country to continue having the Democrats run the show.
I actually got this idea from another conservative blog that I enjoy so for the full list of reasons Democrats should win click here
Come on people!!! I may be crazy and stupid at times, but I'll NEVER go Biden on ya. Hope you have a fun day...see ya on the other side of Easter!
Watching the aftermath of ObamaCare's passage leaves me wondering which is worse, watching liberals take their hobbling victory lap on this issue, or having to endure the idiocy of their suggesting that conservatives stop acting like sore losers and "get back to work."
Even Obama is taunting the the repeal hungry GOP to "go for it" with the wind at their backs of the 55% of us that wanted this thing repealed before the ballpoint pen used to sign the it was even invented.
I wonder if he'll be so smug when similar polls show his chances of reelection as being so optimistic. Its hard to believe that a newly minted president could screw up so much, so fast, and so badly after just a year.
And when he says this is the "people's victory," I'm left wondering what he qualifies as a person? Liberals? They're really the only ones happy with this, and I thought we agreed a long time ago they don't count because they're actually from another planet.
Also, this notion that the GOP needs to "move on" is an amazing statement coming from the party that is still counting chads in Florida 10 years later.
What if the anti-prohibition movement "moved on" after alcohol became illegal under the U.S. Constitution in the 1920's? I don't know answer, but I'm pretty sure we know what Ted Kennedy's life's work would've ended up being about.Add a comment
I know its been done before, but I'm don't know if you'll find a better, funnier, more brilliant list from a more modest correspondent! HA!
Hope you like it. If you have any "ways" of your own you want to share then leave a comment below!
If you wanted ObamaCare so you can finally get that elusive sex change from man to Democrat....
If you think Christmas is a true season of giving and should be celebrated on April 15th...
If you want universal health care so you can finally get the surgery needed to remove all the scars you get from vigorously hugging trees...
If Planned Parenthood is the place where mistakes go to
If you try to make ice cubes in the oven because you believe extreme cold is an effect of global warming...
If you have a list of things you're going to spend your social security check on in 2060 when the monthly pay out is -$924.87...
If the evil terrorist Rush Limbaugh must be destroyed...wait...whats that?...His name is Osama? Really? Osama Limbaugh?...
If you want to attend an Iranian rally for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad so you can hurl your panties at him...
If you own a vial of Nancy Pelosi's tears that she was only able to shed because she missed a botox party...
If you can physically tell the difference between Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow....
If you don't think it's funny to put polar bears in Al Gore's pool because "they have nowhere else to go"....
If you stop objecting to public nativity scenes because they now include Obama in them as a wise man, or preferably baby Jesus...
YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!Add a comment
I already had this in a previous blog post, but I really like it and wanted to share again, because when ObamaCare bankrupts the country there wont be any room for "I told you so," as we'll be crammed up to our ears in debt...
As a result the only way we'll be able to reduce the cost of ObamaCare is to reduce our use of it. A great way to reduce the use is to force people to live healthier lifestyles.....and 'Lil TeaBagger is ready to lead the way on that front!
If you're wondering what the heck 'Lil TeaBagger is click here for an explanationAdd a comment
I can't imagine it going down any other way...