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How To Make Harry Reid Say Stupid Stuff

Last January Harry Reid activated his racist force-field and successfully deflected what would've been career ending condescension of blacks by extolling Obama's light skin and absent "Negro dialect" Well I guess he was experiencing withdrawals of some kind:

I don't know how anyone of Hispanic heritage could be a Republican, okay. Do I need to say more?

Sen. Harry Reid

............ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........................I'm going to go with yes, you do!!!

I know a lot of lay people who would say something so stupid, but why does a national leader like Harry Reid continue to open that hole of his and remove all doubt about the fool that he is? How do minorities allow themselves to be spoken of in such a way? Even if they're Democrats, how can they be ok with anyone saying they basically are too dumb to have minds of their own and they should act like the herd of cattle that morons like Reid think they are?

I don't know Sharon Angle, I'm sure she's a great lady. I would happily vote for her if I was a Nevadan, but Reid should hit his knees and thank God every day that Marco Rubio isn't his opponent. By Reid's litmus test that is one "CONFUSED" Hispanic that would smoke him like a Cuban in any debate, any day of the week.

"I" before "E" except after "C" explains the "Reid" perfectly

If Reid were a Republican the media would be investigating his personal tailor to find out what his hood size is, but he's a Democrat...the rules don't apply to him

Two can play at this game, by the way. How about I don't know how anyone of Zombie heritage could be a Republican....OKAY! Need I say more?

Even though zombies don't exist I'm going to go out on a limb and say I'm pretty sure my assertion is way more accurate.

The YouTube video with the remark didn't show what question, if any, led to this latest gem of brilliance from the honorable (a ha, a ha ha ha) majority leader of the Senate. Leaving me with the unenviable task of having to guess what would prompt such an answer. Feel free to share your guesses by commenting below:


Lets talk about the race for governor, your son doesn't want to use the family name, how would you like to change the subject?


Say something racist in 20 words or less....go!


Would you like to take this opportunity to dispel the vicious rumors that you’re an idiot?


Any comments on Sharon Angle’s preference of Burger King over Taco Bell?


Do Republicans share your passion for bringing telenovelas to PBS?


Why do Democrats think re-fried beans make good brain food?


Is that a picture of Castro on your race card?


Whats on your mouth? Taco sauce or lipstick?


They say dogs tend to look like their master, do you own a Chihuahua?


Why is Eva Longoria your favorite Desperate Housewife?


What's Spanish for "pandering little wiener?"


When he came to Washington how relieved were you that Scott Brown was a white dude?


How excited are you about the Hugo Chavez endorsement?



I know Reid is slightly ahead in the polls, but Sharon Angle has to try to lose running against idiocy like this.

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First Lady's Travels Reveal True Nature of Media Bias


For years we've been howling about how biased the media is in favor of liberals, and we've been wrong. Bias suggests its a little accidental, and I think they know exactly what they're doing. Wherever George Orwell is right now his hand must be sore from high-fiving all the souls around him because this president vindicates his prophesies.

Today's mainstream media has totally pulled back the bias mask to reveal the full-blown propagandists that they are for all things Democrat. Their naked defense of Michelle Obama's trip to Spain has been just too much to take.

This proxy for the DNC press office is trying to act like its a bunch of right-wing bluster to criticize how the First Lady wants to take a load of in Spain on her nickel and our dime. They want to say that the cost to us is a drop in the bucket relative to, say, the average drop in the "working class's" 401K...soooooooooooooooooo, NO BIG DEAL?

(sigh) BIG FREAKIN' DEAL!. This president and first lady are acting like monarchs more than elected public servants, and they think we are either too stupid to know what they are doing, or too distracted to care.

I'll help them out...ITS NEITHER! Too many of us still remember how these sycophants eviscerated Sarah Palin in 2008 for wearing clothes paid for, and ultimately returned to the stores where they were purchased, by the RNC. Unlike the global frolics of the media's deities-in-chief, taxpayer money WAS NOT taken to pay for any of it.

Better yet, how about the days of George W. Bush not being able to take a leak without them spinning it into how "Bush once Again Seeks Escape to Relieve Himself of Life's Pressures, Sparking Speculation Dick is Actually In Charge.", let alone take a working "vacation" at his Texas ranch.

They beat us 'cuz they love us

If you listen to the arrogance in the tone of Cokie "is how I form my opinions" Roberts it just sounds like she is trying to simultaneously condescend and reassure that our negative perception of Queen Michelle's excellent adventure is totally bogus, and we really should wait for trained professionals to give us our opinion about it before we make our brains bleed.

By the way Cokie, I've heard better excuses from the mouths of the idiots on Cheaters

Seriously, I'm waiting for the day when these fools start a broadcast with "you are getting veeeeeerrrrrrry sleepy..."

I don't want to parrot at great length how economically out of touch the Obamas really are, because it's oh so self evident by now anyway. I do want to point out they could've taken almost all of the wind out of their critics sails by chartering a private flight on their dime instead of using Air Force 2, so they can finally let Biden have it.

This is why they hate Fox News and the internet so much. They're the airholes in the jar the mainstream media has trapped us in.

Organizing is hard... socks, canned food... race cards...

Can anyone imagine a USA without either of those lifelines to honest discourse? Bolshevik Obama's paradigm shift would've won out before he was even done organizing communities in that utopia formerly known as Chicago.

I never thought I would say this, but the only monarchs I want to see in America are the butterflies and the only queen I want to see in politics is Barney Frank.

I REALLY wish there was a way to collect a refund on our crappy leadership. Talk about erasing the national debt.

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First Lady's Spanish Vacation Reveals Painful Secret for Biden...


Portrait of Biden's Air Force 2


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Renaming Recovery.gov To Reflect Reality

So here's the deal, recovery.gov needs its name changed to something more realistic, heres what I think certain people would suggest. Add your ideas by commenting below!

Rahm Emmanuel: getf**kedupandraisetaxeswoooohoooo.gov


John Kerry: close-loopholes.gov/or-theyll-miss-the-boat


Nancy Pelosi: dont-tax-my-stuff.com/botox


Tim Geithner: notmyproblem.gov/haha


Vice President Biden: recession.bfd


President Obama: cling2change.gov/yours


Al Gore: buycarboncredits.mobi/private-jet


Chris Dodd: i-gots-mine.net/gain/countrywide


Hillary Clinton: howdoyoulikemenow.f.u/2012


Eric Holder: i-dont-read.info/?recession


Barney Frank: no-fannie_yes-freddie.org/y


Michelle Obama: my-sacrifice-is-none-of-your.biz


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Top 10 New Ideas From Team Obama

Ever since Obama' started chastising the GOP for not coming up with "new" ideas, I've been wondering what "new" ideas could be originating from his administration...


10. Point out how our trillion dollar deficits meet the goal of avoiding gazillion dollar deficits.


9. Hire the first official White House chiropractor under the code name, "Dr. Obowma."


8. Make it crystal clear that the president TOTALLY opposes gay marriage....except in cases where the participants are straight (or gay)...seriously though...yuck... ;-D


7. Muslim outreach will include NASA putting Mars on hold until the president knows the effects of zero gravity on jihad.


6. Extol the virtuous dichotomy of the First Lady being both Obesity Czar and Secretary of Let-Them-Eat-Cake.


5. The president should golf A LOT so the public can associate him with a hero like Tiger Woods.


4. The TOTUS's suggested to the FLOTUS that if its cool with the SCOTUS the POTUS should appoint Barney Frank to a newly formed office of HOMOTUS.


3. 90% employment places our economic policy at a 10% rate of success.


2. The president can NEVER be wrong....we need to find 7 more states.


1. Restore the death tax so we can collect a fortune on killing the American Dream.

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Tiger Woods Joins Congress?


Tiger Woods becomes honorary congressman


If its tough to read you can click the image to see a larger version.

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I Believe Al Franken Is Sorry

Senator Mitch McConnell gave Al Franken a piece of his mind after being mocked by him in the Senate chambers during his speech in opposition to Elena Kagan's confirmation to the Supreme Court.

I'm glad to hear Franken was apologetic to McConnell after being reminded he is no longer a writer for Saturday Night Live and doesn't have to be unfunny in the Senate too. To be fair, he absolutely did the right thing, but it came only after being taken to task for it.

What if he wasn't? Would he still have been sorry? Did it really have to take a parental scolding for him to actually become self-aware of his teenage antics this time?

Honestly, what does Minnesota have to say for themselves? They gave us a senator who talks and acts like the ventriloquist dummy that he looks like more than than the statesman he should be. He's had a year and a half of practice being an adult now and he still can't get it together when he's presiding over the United States Senate?

"He (McConnell) is entitled to give his speech with the presiding officer just listening respectfully." said Franken

YEAH, NO KIDDING!

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for forgiveness, and he did apologize. So this issue is pretty much done, I guess. But now I want to know how many more apologies would it take before Minnesota realizes what many of us in the country already know....

That Al Franken really is sorry.

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Michelle Obama Antoinette

Sacrifice is something that many Americans are becoming all too familiar with during this economic downturn. It was a key theme in President Obama's inaugural address to the nation, and he's referenced it numerous times when lecturing the country on how to get back on its feet.

But while most of the country is pinching pennies and downsizing  summer sojourns - or forgoing them altogether - the Obamas don't seem to be heeding their own advice. While many of us are struggling, the First Lady is spending the next few days in a five-star hotel on the chic Costa del Sol in southern Spain with 40 of her "closest friends." According to CNN, the group is expected to occupy 60 to 70 rooms, more than a third of the lodgings at the 160-room resort. Not exactly what one would call cutting back in troubled times.

Reports are calling the lodgings of  Obama's Spanish fiesta, the Hotel Villa Padierna in Marbella, "luxurious," "posh" and "a millionaires' playground." Estimated room rate per night? Up to a staggering $2,500. Method of transportation? Air Force Two.

To be clear, what the Obamas do with their money is one thing; what they do with ours is another. Transporting and housing the estimated 70 Secret Service agents who will flank the material girl will cost the taxpayers a pretty penny.


Read the rest of this astute New York Post editorial by Andrea Tartaros here.

I don't know how these people sleep at night, I truly don't, but I do know that Michelle's official portrait needs a redo. I also know what Michelle Antoinette's portrait should look like (click the image to see a larger version)...


Michelle Obama Antoinette


As the self-appointed Obesity Czar she's actually worse than a modern day Marie Antoinette because she wouldn't even let us eat cake.

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Did The Gulf Oil Spill Pull A Houdini?

All of a sudden according to the Obama administration we're getting reports that the gulf has dodged an ecological bullet? Apparently everything is good, the oil is evaporating.

This...


and



is apparently EVAPORATING like it's....


Does ANYONE buy this crap? Oil gushed into the ocean for MONTHS without end to the tune of 5 million barrels. Liberals begged for straight jackets when Exxon Valdez spilled, at its highest estimate, spilled about 750,000 barrels. The ecosystem there STILL hasn't totally recovered.

By the most liberal estimate the gulf oil spill is more than 5 times worse and we're supposed to believe the problem...just went away?

Something tells me the people who put this report together are going to admit they made a mistake sometime after November 2. I don't know...just a hunch.

But don't ask me, I'm a peon whose conservative brain can't comprehend how common sense is defied...

Also, I'm at war with science.

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We Don't Need New Ideas, Just A New President

(O)ur Commercial policy should hold an equal and impartial hand: neither seeking nor granting exclusive favours or preferences; consulting the natural course of things; diffusing and diversifying by gentle means the streams of Commerce, but forcing nothing; establishing with Powers so disposed; in order to give trade a stable course.

George Washington

It has been said by some that Obama is the smartest president ever, and I'm still waiting for proof because last time I checked arrogance laced playground logic is not much of a factor in the calculating an intelligence quotient.

"Now, understand, it'd be one thing if the Republicans had seen the error of their ways. Right?" Obama said. "I mean, if after the rejections of 2006 and 2008, realizing, gosh, look at this big disaster that we caused and taking record surpluses into record deficits and causing all this hardship -- we're going to rethink our approach and go out in the wilderness for a while, come back with some new ideas.
KICKING AND SCREAMING is AKA "democracy for progressives"

Did the GOP botch things to the point of deserving to lose power, YES! But the only reason they didn't "go out into the wilderness" because the entire country is there now after Obama dragged it KICKING AND SCREAMING out there with him. There simply wasn't any more room.

This president is on a trajectory to bring more debt to the country than every president before him combined, and he has the nerve to still pop a squat on what the GOP did? Does he think his sinking poll numbers are just dumb luck?

Nobody who hasn't erected a shrine to MSNBC believes Obama is making an honest effort to improve anything. He has made it as clear as the door to the socialist closet he hides behind that he cares more about ideology and less about having the intellectual curiosity to figure out what the right thing to do about anything would be.

They don't have a single idea that's different from George Bush's ideas -- not one.

This is getting to be so old now, this idiot bashes Bush so much I'm starting to wonder if his marriage to Michelle is a sham.

The recession brought on by the dot com bubble burst came under the Clinton watch. 90% of 9-11 was being planned by Al Queda while Bill Clinton was president. White House interns confused blue dresses with sponges, and you'll find Obama's real birth certificate delivered to Congress via Santa Claus riding a unicorn before you'll ever read a single instance of George W. Bush blaming Bill Clinton for ANYTHING he had to deal with.

So what "new ideas" does the GOP need to come up with anyway? What the hell has been so new about what King DippO brings to the table?

If the world was a party where everyone was drinking beers and yucking it up to movie quotes from "The Hangover" Obama would be the goofball in the corner sipping Smirnoff Ice from a straw and shouting "AAAAOOOOOOO Buuuuuuudy" because he finally got around to renting "Encino Man" on VHS...and he wants to talk about THAT.

The "remaking" of America he promised in his 2008 victory speech has been nothing more than the jamming of European laws and values down Uncle Sam's throat. And even they are cocking their heads in bemusement at this since neither side has the money to continue the lie that socialism works anymore.

Man I would love to have a chance to debate this guy...mano y teleprompter...I know I'm just a peon, but a six year old could deconstruct his arguments, so I think I can take him.

Why.....why does the GOP need new ideas? "New" ideas are getting us into this mess.

100 years ago 8 grades would cram into one school house and armed with a chalkboard and books (information boxes that don't need to be plugged into a wall) 8th graders were passing exams that today's college student with wifi laptops and wikipedia fail....because educators are always on the look out for...new....ideas...and not focusing on what WAS working.

"New ideas" is just a buzz word ploy to dishonestly characterize systems, such as capitalism, that actually work when they aren't being abused as in need of replacement. Isn't this the kind of "either your with us or against us" stuff that made liberals wet their pants suits when Bush was president?

Kryptonite to "Progressives"

What the is so damn great about NEW ideas anyway? What about GOOD ideas?.......

What about...."it wasn't broke, so stop fixing it."

Here's a good idea, how about the president and congress try reading the instruction manual that came with this government? Its a little bit longer than the Arizona Immigration Law that they refuse to look at...also, unfortunately for us, its not a new idea...

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence,[1] promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

...but its a damn good one, and they ought to give it a try...

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