I'm not really sure how something like this could happen.....
Maybe its the fishy science behind it.
Or the science behind it that seems kind of fishy.
Or maybe its the Climategate emails revealing collusion to doctor the research in ways that would make Milli Vanilli's Grammy blush.
Or maybe its the desire to hold the climate summit at the same time as the Copenhagen Private Jet show.
Or maybe it's that the world is FREEZING right now and maybe there shouldn't be record lows when the world is supposedly getting warmer.
That said, each "snowflake" represents a headline in the news about how the country is getting colder than the Clintons on date night. Give them a peak and watch Al Gore try to eat his words.
ATTORNEY FOR UNDERWEAR BOMBER'S ADVISES AGAINST "NOT BOMB JUST HAPPY TO SEE ALLAH'S VIRGINS" DEFENSE - December 31
NEW POLL FINDS OBAMA LESS POPULAR THAN MICHELLE, HILLARY, WATERBOARDING, HELL - December 30
OBAMA DEFLECTS QUESTION ABOUT CALLING MUSLIM TERRORISTS "VIOLENT EXTREMISTS" BY WISHING AMERICA A NEW YEAR - December 30
ECONOMISTS TELL BIDEN URANIUM THAT IS "ENRICHED" DOESN'T MEAN IT HAS LOTS OF MONEY THAT CAN BE TAXED - December 29
OBAMA PROPOSES TESTICLE KICKING CONTEST TO SETTLE WAR ON TERROR, OFFERS TO LET AL QAEDA GO FIRST - December 28
IRAN TELLS OBAMA HIS SPEECHES INSPIRE THEM TO STOP VIOLENCE, NUKES, AND "HAHA JUST KIDDING YOU'RE WEAK" - December 28
OBAMA ORDERS REVIEW OF FLIGHT SCREENING PROCEDURES TO SEE HOW THEY CAN IMPROVE HIS CZAR VETTING PROCESS - December 28
OBAMA LAUNCHES CHRISTMAS INVESTIGATION WHEN GIFT FROM SECRET SANTA IS WRAPPED WITH US BIRTH CERTIFICATES - December 23
DEMS OFFER TO KILL HEALTH BILL REJECTED BY GOP, COULD FIND NO TAKERS TO JUDGE PELOSI-REID BIKINI CONTEST - December 23
IN PREPARATION OF HEALTH CARE VOTE COSTUME COMPANY AFFIRMS NO "MIX UP" IN SENDING SEN. REID MRS. CLAUSE SUIT - December 22Add a comment
A couple of weeks ago I posted what I thought were the top 15 satire headlines (check them out here if you missed them). Since I wrote hundreds I thought I would come up with a list of the top 15 honorable mentions. So here they are in no particular order.
Obama Cancels Pardon Of Thanksgiving Turkey, Noting Presidents Should Not Pardon Themselves
Biden Boasts If Senate Dems Had Only 59 Votes For Health Care Debate He Could've Been The Tie-Breaker
Obama Issues Reminder To Not Let The Dc Sniper's Execution Make Us "Jump To Conclusions" Over His Guilt
20 Years After Fall Of Berlin Wall Biden Recalls How He Got The News From A Text Message On His Cell Phone
Barney Frank Disappointed To Learn The Uncle Sam "I Want You" Poster Is Not Directly Meant For Him
Senator Reid Complains No Public Health Option Means He'll Never Afford Sex Change To Become A Real Man
California Closes Budget Gap In Deal With Parker Brothers Allowing The State To Pass Go Any Time It Needs To
Ahmadinejad Un Speech Interrupted By Kanye West Drunken Tirade Giving Props To North Korean Nuclear Program
After Formal Rebuke Vote Dems Hold Joe Wilson Up As Warning To North Korea And Iran They Could Be Next
Un Advocates Teaching Masturbation To Kids So Governments Are Free To Do Other Things While The People Screw Themselves
Rio De Janeiro Wins 2016 Olympics Defeating Tokyo, Madrid, And Chicagobama
Jimmy Carter Reveals Secret Source Of Post-Presidential Wisdom: "I Am What I Farm"
While Preparing For Big Health Care Speech Obama Orders Biden To Stop Calling Him "Barocky"
Reigning Staring Contest Champion Nancy Pelosi Under Fire For Allegations She Uses Performance Enhancing Botox.
New Poll Finds Death Panels Now More Popular Than Congress
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Happy New Year and see you in 2010!Add a comment
We all know that the real reason liberals are hopping mad about the Tea Parties is that it calls public attention to the taxpayers dissatisfaction with how our politician's money is spent. I know I know...the nerve of it all...good thing Rachel Maddow is there to call them Tea Baggers! That'll make them go away.
In any case, if liberals wanted to have a party of their own I suspect it would go something like....Add a comment
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
let me try that again......
Merry Christmas to all...except for 60 constitution usurping schmucks...all
60 59 of which shall remain nameless.
I guess this is really a lesson to us all, we get the government we ask for. I'm already shopping for next years Christmas present to myself....finding ways to get these people out of office.
Public opinion was against this passing, not one honest account of the cost showed that the bill will actually reduce cost or the deficit. This Christmas the Democratic Party has just shoved a huge lump of coal down all our throats.
This is not over yet. We now need regurgitate that coal and shove it back in their faces like the dogs they are going number 2 on Uncle Sam's favorite rug....and then we need to make sure that when the dust does finally settle we the people are the last man standing.Add a comment
SEN. SCHUMER SAYS HE NEVER MEANT TO CALL FLIGHT ATTENDANT "BITCH", CLAIMS WITHOUT GLASSES SHE LOOKED LIKE A MIRROR - December 21
AS BLIZZARD HITS WASHINGTON DC THE PRESIDENT IS NOT AMUSED BY NEW NICKNAME AT CLIMATE SUMMIT, "SNOWBAMA" - December 18
OBAMA ORDERS TAILOR FOR WHITE HOUSE DOG TO MAKE SPECIAL CLIMATE SUMMIT SWEATER FOR SHIVERING TELEPROMPTER - December 18
OBAMA ADMITS MISTAKE IN GIVING ADMINISTRATION "SOLID B+," THOUGHT HE WAS GIVING BARNEY FRANKS SCORE ON GAYDATE.COM - December 17
OBAMA ADMITS MISTAKE IN GIVING ADMINISTRATION "SOLID B+," THOUGHT HE WAS RATING HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE GUY - December 17
OBAMA ADMITS MISTAKE IN GIVING ADMINISTRATION "SOLID B+," THOUGHT HE WAS GUESSING HELEN THOMAS'S CUP SIZE - December 17
OBAMA ADMITS MISTAKE IN GIVING ADMINISTRATION "SOLID B+," THOUGHT HE WAS GUESSING U.S. CREDIT RATING - December 17
OBAMA ADMITS MISTAKE IN GIVING ADMINISTRATION "SOLID B+," THOUGHT HE WAS GRADING CHINA'S HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD - December 17
WORLD'S DICTATORS DEMAND OBAMA'S LETTER TO KIM JONG IL BE POSTED ON FACEBOOK SO THEY CAN "LIKE" IT - December 16
DEMS NOW CLAIM HEALTH BILL IS BUDGET NEUTRAL AS IT WILL COST NOTHING SINCE THE DOLLAR WILL BE WORTH NOTHING - December 16
OBAMA OPINES RETROFITTED ENERGY EFFICIENT HOMES NOT AS SEXY AS CLIMATE SUMMIT SPONSORED PRIVATE JETS SHOWS - December 15
OBAMA SAYS MAKING HOMES ENERGY EFFICIENT IS SEXY IN A ROSIE O'DONNELL WEARING LINGERIE SORT OF WAY - December 15
OBAMA SPLIT ON IF HE SHOULD RECOGNIZE KWANZAA, ASKS CABINET FOR VOTE TO HELP BREAK TIE WITH HIMSELF - December 14
DEMS CONFUSED ABOUT WHETHER SENATOR REID IS STRUGGLING TO FIND FOR 60 VOTES FOR HEALTH BILL OR REELECTION - December 14Add a comment
Having a firm grasp on what tragedy really is (9-11 is on his turf after all) Senator Chuck(y) Schumer of New York really hit the nail on the head with this missed opportunity where a flight attendant had the nerve to tell one of the senators of Olympus to turn off his phone during take off like the rest of us dirty civilians.
For doing her job she was called a 5-letter word that starts with a "b" and rhymes with "Nancy Pelosi" (after coming down from the Botox party high).
I know this is really pretty old news at this point, but I'm not writing to bitch about Senator Schmucker so much as the revelation that can be gleaned from the outburst.
"It’s Harry Reid calling,...I guess health care will have to wait until we land." ... oh the humanity....Add a comment
When he's not taking a break from participating in the Copenhagen Private Jet show (where I hear Al Gore won best-in-show for his jet for emitting fuel exhaust AND his own rhetoric into the atmosphere) to attend climate conference that will decide how the rest of the unwashed masses...and ONLY us...need to conserve energy in order to combat what has become the biggest farce in human history since believing the world was flat and the sun revolved around us (at least the excuse of people back then was pride AND ignorance) Obama and congress are showing the drunken sailors that the GOP were from 2000-2006 how spending money really gets done.
This nonsense has to stop. When are the adults finally going to takeover our country? Does ANYONE run their own financial house the way congress runs our checkbook?
I've stopped wondering what they're thinking....I'm over that...now I just want to know if they're thinking at all. Do they really think money grows on trees?