That, and more from today's Newsbusted.
What would tweets from Biden look like?
I'm ready to use my twitter, but I'm not seeing the girls #ThisIsaBFD?
Oh, I get it now, I'm supposed to tell everyone my thots. Why is there a squiggly red line under "thots" #ThereItIsAgain
Hey I can even tweet on the john?!? #Number2TakesaNumber2
Holy crap these det talks are boring #YayForAngryBirds #TheresThatRedLineAgain
Does anyone know how to spell GOP? #SpellingBee #HomeSchool #FifthGrader
Teleprompter out sick, @barackobama is using and iPad app for that instead #MemorizingStuffIsGay
@barackobama said I can't say things I don't like are "gay" #ThatsRetarded
Now @barackobama is mad at me for saying "retarded" and that I have to find another way to put it #HopeAndChange
Embarrassing? Well, maybe if @barackobama would follow me back I could send private messages instead #StupidMarxist
Who is Andrew Cuomo? http://bit.ly/mQ8jaG #ruhroh
I would follow that. Speaking of which follow me on Twitter, will ya?