Did you hear about the invented accusations against Anthony Weiner? Liberals, the side of American politics that have brought you crazed delusions about George W. Bush's maniacal attempts to follow in Hitler's footsteps when he wasn't too busy covering his tracks on 9-11, have spoken on #weinergate and it-is-a-hoax.
As always, conservatives, like a global warming rally that could be canceled by a spring time snowfall, are the ones who refuse to live in reality.
Yet, the sunlight shining on this Dracula comes from DaTechGuy has made a lot of fantastic points of reality on this matter, but one in particular really is the show stopper...
(Weiner) has over 45K followers (45737 to be exact) I’m not one of them. He also follows only 194 people.
Until 48 hours ago one of those people was Genette Nicole Cordova tweetname @Gennette Noble the young lady who is at the center of this interesting event.
See the entire post here
How Weiner doesn't wave the white flag at the immutable fact that as a national public figure, who knows MANY important people, makes the very same girl who received a picture of him stuffing a roll of coins in his tighties a member of a very small group of people he thought was worth following. This is important, because it allows them to send each other private tweets nobody else can see, AKA the makings of a right-wing hoax.
This shows how truly stupid liberals think the public is. They can't help it. They talk to us and argue with us like we're dumb zombies because that is the absolute maximum capacity of their own intellect. As a Twitter user myself, I know this is a big fat digital blue dress. So from this point on only one of two things can happen:
The left's reaction to this has been interesting. Frankly, the whole thing just feels like a straight-to-video sequel of when "Billy Met Monica." It is just sex, right? So why don't they just put the smoking gun away and upgrade that old 90's mantra of theirs to "it's just sexting?"
Something like that does nothing to impeach the character he needs for the public to be assured he deserves their trust. After all, he didn't betray his constituents, just a bunch of sacred vows he promised to his wife. The bond between him and his many anonymous constituents will always be more unbreakable than his wedding ring next to the buzzsaw of infidelity.Add a comment
Using the same modern techonology that runs the TSA's naked scanners this "before and after" shows the silver lining for Democrats in the tawdry Weinergate story...
When seeking his wife's forgiveness he can be honest, probably for the first time in his life, and say that he's a changed man.Add a comment
You can hear a pin drop...
I Hate the Media has a great post of stories of the exceptionalism of American troops. Below is my favorite...
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
“Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.”
The American said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”
“Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports upon arrival in France!”
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ”Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.”
You could have heard a pin drop.
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I just wanted to remind everyone what happened to our intrepid leader (great, I just vomited on my keyboard...must...keep...typing...) last year when he tried to celebrate this day.
It's nice to see that he's gracing Arlington National Cemetery with his presence this year as a perfectly timed poll on the military's opinion of him is released.
Speaking for the side of the political spectrum that never feels like they have to fake it...
Happy Memorial Day. Thank you to all the soldiers and their families who have sacrificed for freedom we too often take for granted. God bless you.Add a comment
Between the stories at Red State and Doug Ross, you can get a pretty full picture of what seems to be going on with Anthony Weiner appearing to be the latest technologiclaly inept congressman to flaunt his marital infidelity via social networking.
Check out those links or you can read the story in a nutshell, pardon the pun (you'll understand in a second), below:
I'm not one to jump to conclusions, but I also don't believe in coincidence. So the only question I have left is what was this moron thinking? Thanks to the same modern technology that busted him, I have my answer.
If the light being shed on this is real, then the DemocRats in Weiner's district better start their engines, because this seat is opening up many years sooner than they anticipated.
The 21 year old girl gives her unbelieveable (not even a little) explanation here.Add a comment
So much for president perfect eh libs? I thought this was the guy that was going to restore our standing in the world! From the conservative standpoint his trip to Britain was a smashing success. A shorter way to put that is, "we told you so!"
He should open up a business...
The menu would be pretty robust:
France: Enough already! If I wanted red "whine" I'd go to my local party meeting.
India: "I'm not going anywhere near those dots, I've never had to connect any and I ain't starting now!"
Japan: "Seriously? Just because I'm bowing in this gay bar doesn't mean I'm desperate!"
Germany: "So whats up with Israel? Someone should really do something about them...am I right?"
Israel: "Umm, the Palestinians didn't cross the border, the border crossed them."
Finland: "The camera crews are here now, what do you mean you didn't have time to build my ancestral home?"
Turkey: "Michelle thinks it's probably unsafe for Americans to visit until they change their name to "Tofurkey."
China: "I'm not going to lie, I can't tell the difference between Chinese debt and their food. I can't get full on either."
Vietnam: "Man, that war sure does bring back America's good ol' days..."
Greenland: "Is it safe to say that when I'm in that country my approval rating there is 100%?"
Mexico: "If votes were money this joint would be my broken ATM"
Canada: "Riddle me this...what's Canadian for the N-word? Hockey puck."
Saudi Arabia: "Respect different cultures my ass! I'm not putting on that burka."
United States: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America..."
Which ones did I miss?Add a comment
There is a new poll out that shows a majority of people would rather have lunch with President Obama over any of his would be GOP challengers.
Seriously? In fairness to the poll respondents this was probably taken well before Obama's state dinner with the Queen of England, where he showed that the only toast he doesn't screw up is the one he makes himself for breakfast.
I sort of understand the preference to have breakfast with a president over the wannabes. I personally wouldn't go that way with THIS president....
He'll help himself to your food, especially if it tastes better than his...and ESPECIALLY if it was more expensive.
Do you really want to see him bicker with Michelle as she whips out her calorie calculator? And on that note.....
Forget desert, unless Diet Coke now counts.
He'll assume your server is a Democrat, or....
He'll go on some unsolicited rant about how "the manifesto" probably exempts them.
He may excuse himself to brainstorm arguments for the Dream Act in the kitchen, regarless of its demographic.
Be prepared to have him tell you all the dumb things Biden does when they go out to eat, like the time he mistakened hors d'oeuvres for French prostitutes.
If he talks about his political views you may have to suffer throught frequent bathroom breaks, you can only be full of s**t for so long.
To make sure the meal doesn't drag on forever you should make TOTUS your plus one to help the president order his food. This guy took 16 hours to decide whether or not he wanted to off Osama bin Laden, what do you think he's going to do with a menu in his hands?
Most importantly, don't forget to make sure you have a tub of this on the table...
Just sayin'...I'd rather hang with someone who would let me try moose meat. Mmmmm...Add a comment
This is, like, strike 4 or 5 with the Obama's and the royals. I forget liberals, how much of an international embarrassment was President Bush again?
My pal on Twitter, Scott on Cape Cod, created this gem. Visit his blog here.Add a comment
The Dems picked off a strong GOP seat last night, and they want you to think it was about Medicare?
The Associated Press: Medicare Overhaul Proposal Causing GOP Stress
The New York Times: Democrat Wins GOP Seat; Rebuke Seen To Medicare Plan
Los Angeles Times: Medicare Proposal May Have Cost GOP A House Seat In New York
The Associated Press: Medicare Key To Shocking Dem Win In NY House Race
ABC News: Referendum On Medicare? Democrat Wins Special Election In GOP-Leaning NY-26
CBS: Kathy Hochul's Special Election Triumph Sends Republicans Ominous Medicare Message
h/t Mr. Pinko at iOwnTheWorld
Simple common sense should tell anyone that it would be complete nonsense that a seat that went GOP last fall to the tune of 73% would flip on Medicare. Especially in a Congressional election, one freshman member of congress has about as much clout as Al Gore would in asking the sun to turn it's thermostat up so he can stop looking like a liar.
An overwhelmingly Republican district simply isn't flipping it's vote by 23% on a singular issue that the person elected wont be consequential in deciding. It simply doesn't work that way.
There are two reasons the Democrats picked up NY-26 last night...
I know liberals think when I say "math" they believe they can solve the equation by taking truth and spinning it like its a plate on a stick....but I'm talking real numbers, not the ones they use to say ObamaCare will reduce the our deficit...
On Tuesday, she captured 47 percent of the vote to Ms. Corwin's 43 percent, according to unofficial results. A Tea Party candidate, Jack Davis, had 9 percent.
From The New York Times
Any idiot can see reason the GOP really lost last night. If the Tea Party didn't have a dog in the fight Corwin would've won if she received even just half of that vote. It would've been WAY closer than last November, but there were other mitigating factors that caused this.
Yes, Medicare is undeniably one of them as Houchul made it an issue and Corwin proved to be apparently quite feckless in her messaging, but all of this makes my point, the liberal media's headlines lyingly suggest this was a one-issue campaign.
I wonder how much they'll be gloating when Houchul will be forced to defend her seat against a Republican candidate that Republican voters in an overwhelmingly Republican district will get to choose, and not some buffoon hand picked by the party elites.
If the New York GOP continues to insist on special election nomination by pigheaded committee can they at least perform some kind of test to make sure the person they pick doesn't completely eff up a slam dunk? I don't care what it is....
Catch a falling feather
Count to 1
Blink their eyes
Be checked for a pulse
Anything...but please NY GOP, stop selecting candidates for these special elections that are proving they are less qualified for Congress and more qualified to be Vice President.Add a comment
Here's satirical conversation about his odds for reelection.
More than one person has wanted to call Barack Obama a 'smart alec', and now British police will get the chance to do so without getting reprimanded.
That's because Scotland Yard has tapped the codename 'Chalaque' to refer to the U.S. president for security reasons during his upcoming state visit to the United Kingdom May 24-26.
Indarjit Singh, a Punjabi speaker in the UK who is director of the Network of Sikh Organisations, told the Sunday Times the word 'is sometimes used when we want to denigrate someone who we think is too clever for their own good'.
What other code names could the Brits give Obama and other liberals? For security purposes...of course...
President Obama: Premature Emmaculation, Czar Czar The-bore, Ceczar Hapless, Liar Woods, Pinko Stinko the BO Pinko, Blight Tard Deodorant, Sloucho Marx
Code names for other liberals...
Joe Biden: Stupid's Arrow, The Ding of England
Michael Moore: The Hefty Lefty, Bovine Intervention, Jaba The Nut
Joy Behar: The Dude (even though Jeff Bridges had better looking hair in that movie)
Harry Reid: The Silver Buffoon, Lame Newton
Nancy Pelosi: Botox Barbie, POP (Paper Over Plastic)
Rahm Emanuel: Master and Commander of F-Poop, Dancin' Queen
John Edwards: Johnny Crappleseed
Hillary Clinton: Cat Blender, The Real Other WomanAdd a comment
If you're Marty McFly, and you run into President Obama, don't rely on him to tell you when you are...
This signature is from today. New York Magazine has the story here.
But hey, its not like he misspelled P-O-T-A-T-O...and looking at that signature I'll have to give him the benefit of the doubt on his name.Add a comment
I know there was a lot of mocking and hoopla about the rapture last weekend. Well, I want to say the world mocked this guy, but the news reports and constant chatter about it revealed an uneasy sense of "what if."
Like many, I knew that it was nothing to worry about. So I paid no attention to this quack, Harold Camping, who now is saying he was off by a few months.
Oh...no kidding....this guy should give up "preaching" and become a politician.
All serious Christians knew this guy was full of it...
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
And if the words of Jesus aren't enough, consider that Family Radio, at least in 2009, has assets valued over $100 million in total. Nothing says the end is near better than hoarding paper, right?
In the end kooks like this are ignored by all but a few unlucky dupes, but too many of us who ignore Harold Camping aren't any more enlightened for it. How many broken promises of utopia do we have to hear from liberals before we start treating Washington DC with the same disbelief that we give greedy apocalypse-mongers?
They're essentially doing the same thing. If we don't take (fill in the taxpayer funder boondoggle here) then the sun wont shine again, rainbows will go on strike, Nancy Pelosi will age "gracefully" and Barney Frank may give women a try. It would get THAT bad.
When we see how much of a drain the government becomes to our way of life, and someone like Paul Ryan comes along to address that problem, those same liberals might as well put on a Harold Camping mask when they "argue" it's defense.
How much bigger does government need to grow? How much more debt do we have to incur? How much more money needs to be wasted on bureaucracy? How many times does the welfare state need to be discredited before the nation realizes that the Democratic party should change it's mascot from a donkey to a lemon?
Liberalism has had Harold Camping's track record for 70 years and counting. President Obama has a nasty habit of going on "trips" and vacations during massive natural disasters. Maybe he should finally take a vacation from his ideology.Add a comment
While guys like Bill Kristol are still "waiting for Superman" with the GOP presidential field. Biden is telling Dems to...
Vice President Joe Biden surprised a gathering of donors in Cincinnati last week when he floated the prospect of his succeeding President Barack Obama in the White House.
More at Politico
..."wait for Stuporman"
I know that actually a quite an unspecific request for the Democratic party. Then again, maybe not anymore. This is a guy who blew it two other times running for president, and was chosen to be the VP
for his foreign policy credentials <--(name one thing he's done in this department since 1-20-09) to help make Obama look even mildly mature enough to be the top guy.
This guy's primary primary opponent would be his mouth, and we'd have the birth certficate situation all over again, only instead of a piece of paper people would demand proof the guy has a brain in that head of his.
Don't even get me started on his running mate...
And he wants to try again in 2016?!?
iOwnTheWorld has a Biden for President slogan contest going on, check it out and enter your suggestion. I've got humble offerings, including "waiting for Stuporman" and the following:
No matter how deep Soros's hand goes I'll still say what I want.
Damn, prezident is way harder to spell than VP
I may be a step down from Obama, but it's a baby step.
Keep the hop and chainj comin'.
You'll never see me golf or play basketball because I can't do math
I'll reduce our dependence of foreign oil by forcing Americans to pump their gas in f**kin' America!
Make me the first VD to be prez since Bush.
I put the "ass" in "U ASS A"
Who wants to get shot with Stupid's arrow?
Make me the next American Idle
A few of my favorites from iOwnTheWorld:
Four words: Vote for me!
Hugs For Plugs! 2012 & 2016
” Smarter than the average pear “
Cleaner and articulater!
Biden the bullet for America!
SNL needs me
Keep on PLUGGING 2016
Biden 2016: It’s time for America to take a #2!
I like the Oval Office. No one can tell me to sit in the corner.
As seen on TV – just like FDR!
See the winners here, the grand prize winner is by far deserving of the distinction...
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Newt Gingrich can't catch a break, he recently got caught with "Dancin' Queen" as the ringtone on his phone! Really Newt? Your name, your hair, your marital history, your RINO grazing...those aren't enough to make you look unpresidential?
The silver lining to this is it did make me wonder what ringtones liberal politicians would (or should) have...
Harry Reid: The Village People - "Macho macho man, I want to be a macho man."
Barack Obama: Carly Simon - "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you..."
Men at Work - "Do you come from the land down under?" (no...not Austrailia)
Michelle Obama: Weird Al Yankovich - "Just eat it....Get yourself an egg and beat it, have some more chicken, have some more pie...."
Joe Biden: "A B C D E F G...."
Al Gore: Journey - "Don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling" (only during blizzards)
Nancy Pelosi: Lady Gaga - "Can't read my poker face" (she likes it when she gets calls at her Botox "consultations")
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Ludacris - "I've got hoes in different area codes"
Ted Kennedy: The Bangles - "Is this burning an eternal flame?" (yes, he got to keep his phone)
Anthony Weiner: "I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener..."
Charlie "Slumlord" Rangel: Pras and Mya - "Ghetto superstar, that is what you are..."
Barney Frank: Somewhere over the rainbow, is some guy... (its a custom ringtone)
Dennis Kucinich: Radiohead - "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, I don't belong here..."
Bill Clinton: Garth Brooks - "I've got friends in low places"
Jimmy Soul - "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife..."
I know the possibilities are endless with this. Let me know what I missed.Add a comment