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The Looking Spoon's You Might Be A Liberal If...vol. 2

You can check out volume 1 from last March here.


If...

Your child confesses to living a double life that's 3 letters and starts with G, and you hope it's G-A-Y and not G-O-P...


You think the only way to keep all of Obama's czars straight is to appoint a Czar Sorting Czar...


You think the popularity of Che Guevara t-shirts is a great example of how free-market capitalism works...


You're a hippie that wants to do your part by buying energy efficient light bulbs, now all you need is a home to use them in...


You're from Florida, you voted for Al Gore in 2000, and the name Chad makes you apoplectic...


You and your friends from PETA walk out of the movie that fantasized about George W. Bush's assassination, and during a heated debate over whether there could be a sequel you accidentally step on a bug and kill it, rendering you inconsolable...


You're so bad at Wii Bowling you play with an avatar that looks like Obama...


You hate taxes because counting is hard and you would rather give the IRS your bank routing and account numbers so they can just take what they think you owe...


A botox addled Nancy Pelosi gets emotional at a press conference and you cry for her because she can't...


You smell bad, your dirty dread-locked hair smells even worse, you can't remember your name, you can't spell "job" much less hold one, you can't bathe because your bathtub holds all your used bong water (because you never know when you're gonna need it bro), and you think marijuana should be legalized because its a victimless crime...


You think tax day is in the spring when everything blooms because money grows on taxpayers...


If you try to sell one of your used, unfinished cigarettes on eBay because it got a drag bummed off it from President Obama...


You think conservatives need to stop "waging war on science" and need to start worrying about the potential capsizing of Guam...


You don't understand why Disney fans think Nancy Pelosi hates dalmatians...


You don't breathe a sigh of relief when Obama drops Biden in 2012 and replaces him with the fifth grader who beat him...


"Kicking ass" on national TV isn't a "big f**king deal," and "terrorism" is racial slur...


YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!