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The Promising Career Obamessiah Gave Up To Be President

This highlights precisely why Obama was so slow to react to the gulf oil slick. He would run the risk of slipping and falling on his butt head butt-head.

Can you imagine how badly he would smoke these guys if he didn't choose a career in politics? Maybe when he's voted out in a couple of years he'll become the "Tiger Woods" of this sport and send the white bred pasties in the video packing.

All kidding aside, its fun to watch, you have to move your legs REALLY fast to get even two steps into the water, let alone the distance these guys pull off.

To the Obama supporters who are concerned that "all kidding aside" meant I was joking about the notion that Obama walks on water, I'm sorry if I scared you...but consider this your come to Jesus moment.