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Want a Mosque at Ground Zero?

New York City has approved the building of a mosque at Ground Zero, and since I'm not a big believer in coincidence its worth noting this mosque opens for business on (drum roll).................................guess...........................you'll love this..............................

September 11, 2011!

Thats right folks! A mosque is going to open at Ground Zero on the 10th anniversary of the most devastating attack on American soil, done in the name of Islam.

Share this with EVERYONE you know! If you are able to go to the rally in the ad below...PLEASE GO!.


Rally to stop the building of a mosque at ground zero


Click on the image to go to the Stop Islamization of America website. Please steal it and distribute it as many people as possible.

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Conservative Satire Headlines May 24-28

Here are the latest additions to the Satire Headlines Archive (starting with the most recent):



TENSIONS BETWEEN U.S. AND N. KOREA ESCALATE WHEN ATTEMPT TO MOCK U.S. IS STYMIED BY AN INABILITY TO PRONOUNCE "OIL SPILL" - May 28

BARNEY FRANK DENIES SEXUAL HARASSMENT AFTER BASKETBALL GAME WITH AIDE, SWEARS HE WHISPERED IN EAR "PASS ME THE ROCK" - May 27

OBAMA SUPPORTERS URGE HIM TO NOT INSPECT GULF OIL SPILL AS HE MAY SLIP AND FALL ON THE WATER - May 27

BIDEN SENDS EMAIL TO E.U. LEADERS COMPLAINING THAT TALK ABOUT THEIR ECONOMY CRUMBLING MAKES HIM CRAVE COOKIES - May 26

HOLDER REGRETS "LIKING" FACEBOOK'S "NOT READING LAWS I OPPOSE IS SEXY," ADMITS HE NEVER READ THE TITLE - May 25

OBAMA TO HAVE EXTRA INDEX FINGERS GRAFTED TO HAND IN ORDER TO MEET GROWING DEMAND FOR FINGER POINTING - May 25

ARIZONA GOVERNOR ENTERS SECOND DAY OF FORCE FEEDING IMMIGRATION BILL TEXT TO ERIC HOLDER VIA TWITTER - May 24

SENATE CONFUSED BY BIDEN'S DEMAND FOR SPEEDY CONFIRMATION AFTER NOMINATING TIGGER FOR STOCK MARKET CZAR - May 24

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Let the Gulf Oil Spill Clean Up Begin

Mr. O is all about the vacations lately, maybe he can pretend this is one too when he inspects the gulf today.


Obama mopping oil in gulf with Biden Swimming


You can also click on the image to see a larger version of it and see what brand of floaties Biden uses (well, not really).

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Caption Fun with Liberals: Obama's Newest Czar

This was sort of inspired by a satire headline I wrote at the beginning of the week. Roll over the names to see my captions, leave a comment below with what you think would/could be said or what you think is going on here.

:-D

  • Obama
  • Biden
  • Tigger
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My Oily Obama Rant

That a month has passed and the British Petroleum well in the Gulf hasn't been handled means one of two things, either we have a doozy of a disaster like we've never seen before, or this is the last time we get to try Biden's idea of getting off our dependence on foreign oil.

By the way, being president above my paygrade?.... NOT ANYMORE!

I don't want to make too much of an ado about the BP's efforts in the matter, as it is all frankly way above my paygrade to be pontificating on how to clean oil out of an ocean when I can barely pump my gas with getting a drop or two on my gas cap after I take the nozzle out of the tank. Clearly this is a job for science and not politicians.

I don't know what exactly the federal government has at their disposal to even assist in this kind of effort, they can't even keep party crashers out of state dinners so much less get a grip on a blown oil well.

I do know that Obama offered some sage advise to some advisers on the matter:

"Plug the damn hole," he says.

Wow! That's EXACTLY the kind of outside the box thinking we should expect from a president.

Look at that phrase, every word is short, mono syllabic and doesn't say anything or get anything done. Gosh, where have I see that before?


     


Good lord, is this guy going to get his head back in the game anytime soon? Did he think being president was one big socialist key party where he gets to screw a different piece of capitalism every night?

Seriously, I'll bet this guy thought the country gave him a blank check to make the private sector his Monica Lewinsky.

He STILL thinks this even as support for repealing ObamaCare is now up to 63%

He plays so much golf his nickname on the links is probably Tiger (that works more because he's screwing the American people behind his wifes back and less because he's not white).

He travels the country to go on self-glorifying pep rallies so much he's probably conditioned to want to use Air Force One to take trips to the bathroom.

Memorial Day isn't enough of a "big f#$%ing deal."

Next thing you know he'll skip the Memorial Day wreath laying ceremony so he can go vacation to Chicago. At least that's a shark no president will ever jump right?

RIGHT?...guys?

On Friday, one month later, he's going to finally head to the gulf to do as another conservative humor writer, Doug Powers, put it "plug the damn hole" in his approval rating.

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Obama Escapes The Real World, Goes to California

So to recap how the week is going so far, Europe's economy is crumbling, the Korea's are about go restart their war, and oil can't stop flowing into the Gulf of Mexico and Obama woke up, quoted Joe Biden and said

Big f*@$ing deal, I'm going to California!

He went there to campaign for Barbara Boxer, looks like he made a pit stop to throw Boxer a bone and present us with the "it could be worse than me" argument.


Obama photobombs Lindsay Lohan


Black gold is OIL, liberals, NOT your president

I don't think this violates McCain-Feingold, so he's probably in the clear. I don't know why I want to come down so hard on him about the gulf oil spill, its not like he can plug it with his finger or something, so what can he do anyway, might as well soak up the sun at beaches that aren't bleeding black gold.

;-/

If want to know what photobombing is (after this crystal clear, yet fictional, example) check out the Urban Dictionary definition here.

 

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The Biden v. Holder Rivalry Continues

See PART 1, which was posted last week, to get a better idea of what this developing saga is all about.

You can also click on the image to see a larger version of it.


Biden and Holder feud part 2


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Troops Coming Home To Surprised Loved Ones

No funny or smart-assery in this post, just a really nice video of troops coming home to their loved ones. It makes you remember and/or realize there truly is a multiplier effect for sacrifice that takes place with every single soldier that goes over to war. Its not just about them, we're all in this together.

Thanks to The Llama Butchers for this one.


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Join Al Gore's Army of L.I.A.R's

Back in 2008 I did this post which quipped about a global warming award Gore should win called "L.I.A.R." A year later I did a satire headline for it. Then I created, a logo. Now, here is the groups first official ad. Ha!

It might be hard to read, so click on the image to see a larger, more legible version.


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Conservative Satire Headlines May 17-21

Here are the latest additions to the Satire Headlines Archive (starting with the most recent):



ARLEN SPECTER SAYS STUDY SHOWING HEARING LOSS FROM VIAGRA USE ISN'T A PROBLEM AS HE'S BEEN TONE DEAF FOR YEARS - May 21

BIDEN ACCUSED PANDERING TO CALDERON AFTER REFERRING TO GLOBAL WARMING AS "EL MUNDO MUY SPICY" - May 21

BIDEN EXTENDS OFFER TO READ ARIZONA IMMIGRATION LAW FOR HOLDER AS SOON AS HE LEARNS HOW - May 20

BIDEN TELLS REPORTERS OBAMA'S STATE DINNER WITH MEXICAN PRESIDENT WAS A "BIG F-ING MEAL" - May 19

OBAMA APOLOGIZES TO MEXICAN PRESIDENT AT STATE DINNER FOR BIDEN REPEATEDLY THANKING HIM FOR TACO BELL - May 19

SPECTER'S BID TO REPLACE BOB DOLE AS VIAGRA MAN HALTED WHEN DEMOCRATS REFUSE GIVE BACK TESTICLES - May 19

ELECTORAL ASSAULT ON INCUMBENTS CONTINUES AS ARLEN SPECTER CHALLENGES BOB DOLE IN VOTE TO HOCK VIAGRA - May 19

OBAMA TO NOMINATE NAPOLITANO TO BE ERIC HOLDER'S "ARIZONA ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION BILL STUDY BUDDY" CZAR - May 18

U.S SAILORS FACE COURT MARTIAL AFTER GETTING DRUNK AND SPENDING TAXPAYER MONEY LIKE SOBER GREEKS - May 17

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