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3 Words Liberals Hate, Part 5 of 5

The series on Three Words Liberals hate continues, for a full explanation of it check out part one.

Please feel free to comment below with some 3 word jabs of your own. They don't have to follow the theme of the day either. In anycase I'll start:

No business bailouts

Universal health sucks

Stimulus is wasteful

Socialism is bad

Socialism isn’t hope

Nope to “hope”

Nope springs eternal

NOpe NOcialism NObama

President Sarah Palin

Hope you enjoyed this, maybe I'll do it again, or think of other things like this that can be fun for all....(by the way...this is not to be construed as an endorsement of Sarah Palin for president at any point in the future...its too soon people)

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Satire Headlines Archive Update January 14-25

Here are the latest additions to the Satire Headlines archive

UPON SAYING HE WOULD RATHER BE REALLY GOOD ONE-TERM PRESIDENT OBAMA IS ASKED TO DEFINE "REELECTION" - January 25

TRANSCRIPTS OF OBAMA'S ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SPEECH USING TELEPROMPTERS ARE LEAKED, "A-B-C-D-E-F-G...." - January 25

BIDEN INFORMED THAT ROE VS. WADE ANNIVERSARY IS NOT ABOUT THE CHOICE OF USING BOATS INSTEAD OF SWIMMING - January 22

FACING PUBLIC OPPOSITION OBAMA REFUSES TO "WALK AWAY" FROM HEALTH CARE, “IT WOULDN'T BE FAST ENOUGH” - January 22

ARLEN SPECTER TELLS MICHELLE BACHMAN TO ACT LIKE A "LADY," GIVES HER DEMONSTRATION - January 21

ELIZABETH EDWARDS SUCCESSFULLY REMOVES TUMOR WITHOUT SURGERY ACCORDING TO HER DIVORCE LAWYER - January 21

JOHN EDWARDS ADMITS PATERNITY OF LOVE CHILD AS PEOPLE BEGIN TO SEE HOW SHE HAS HIS GIRLISH GOOD LOOKS - January 21

NICOTINE ADDLED OBAMA HOLDS POST ELECTION MEETING IN WHITE HOUSE BATHROOM, SAYS THE TOILET “GETS HIM”- January 20

SENATE PASSES RESOLUTION CALLING FOR TED KENNEDY'S GRAVE TO BE EXHUMED SO SCOTT BROWN CAN TURN IT OVER - January 20

MAN TURNED AWAY FROM MASSACHUSETTS POLL AFTER FAILING TO SHOW ID FOR REGISTERED NAME, B.O. TELEPROMPTER - January 19

OBAMA PRAISES ACORN'S GRASSROOTS EFFORT TO TRANSPORT VOTERS FROM ALL STATES TO THE POLLS FOR COAKLEY - January 19

ED SCHULTZ CLARIFIES VOTERS SHOULDN'T CHEAT IN MASSACHUSETTS SENATE RACE, ONLY ACORN, FRANKEN'S LAWYERS - January 18

PATRICK KENNEDY SAYS "MARCIA" WAS SLIP OF THE TONGUE AND "OF COURSE" HE KNOWS MARTHA CHOAKLEY'S NAME - January 18

or...PATRICK KENNEDY SAYS "MARCIA" WAS SLIP OF THE TONGUE AND "OF COURSE" HE KNOWS MARTHA CROAKLEY'S NAME - January 18

DEMS WORRIED GOP'S SCOTT BROWN REPLACING TED KENNEDY IN SENATE WILL TARNISH THE FAMILY'S GOOD NAME - January 16

SCHUMER EMAIL CALLING SCOTT BROWN A TEABAGGER IS MIX UP WITH EMAIL WARNING MEN-DON'T DATE BARNEY FRANK - January 14

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3 Words Liberals Hate, Part 4 of 5

The series on Three Words Liberals hate continues, for a full explanation of it check out part one.

Please feel free to comment below with some 3 word jabs of your own. They don't have to follow the theme of the day either. In anycase I'll start:

Phony class warfare

Race baiting intolerance

Advocating fake convictions

Dishonest with identity

Pelosi bleeds botox

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3 Words Liberals Hate, Part 3 of 5

The series on Three Words Liberals hate continues, for a full explanation of it check out part one.

Please feel free to comment below with some 3 word jabs of your own. They don't have to follow the theme of the day either. In anycase I'll start:

Kennedy dynasty ends

Republicans want Massachusetts

Scott Brown wins

Republicans got Massachusetts

Coakley got teabagged

Roman Polanski’s next

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Lets Play What Does Obama's Teleprompter Say?

There has been a lot of buzz about how Obama took teleprompters to an elementary school. The assumption being that he gave a speech to school kids using them.

Some are trying to call it a hoax because he only used it to give a speech about his proposed Race to the Top program for education.

Education? Its not his official policy on America's decline for the sake of the world?

But the fact remains that the president took what is starting to look like his extended family on this little field trip.

Um, he can start by letting them have their classroom back...

To me this begs the question of at what point will he start to feel pangs of shame. Does the speech really have to be made inside a classroom. Will this BS program be less successful if Obama and his people can't takeover an elementary school and disrupt classes for an entire day so he can lecture America on how students need to perform better in school.

Well, you don't get photo ops like this every day...so lets have fun with it!

Comment below with a caption of what you think the teleprompters are telling the man who bows to emperors with less power than monopoly money to say in a classroom full of children....news reporters.....children.

Rollover the image to see my two cents in this little game, and then have at it!

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3 Words Liberals Hate, Part 2 of 5

The series on Three Words Liberals hate continues, for a full explanation of it check out part one.

Please feel free to comment below with some 3 word jabs of your own. They don't have to follow the theme of the day either. In anycase I'll start:

Phony class warfare

Race baiting intolerance

Advocating fake convictions

Dishonest with identity

Pelosi bleeds botox

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3 Words Liberals Hate, Part 1 of 5

Theres a trend on Twitter (follow me...if you would like to as much as I would like you to :-D ) where people are coming up with 3 word phrases that liberals might hate. I know it seems limiting, but anymore than that and their brains may overload since they are not used to processing much more than that .....I know I know...thats mean and insulting and not at all based in reality...

I had a lot of fun doing this I thought not only would I share them, but I found that I was putting together 3 words that could stand alone, or come together to tell a story. So this will be done in installments this week as I've come up with quite a few ideas. Today is part one, I'm going to go with two groups for two reasons....1. I came up with more groups than there are days in the week and.....2. They are thematically related, so it works.

Please feel free to comment below with some 3 word jabs of your own. They don't have to follow the theme of the day either.


Man is better

Humanity is holy

Animals are yummy

We’re not monkeys

Darwin’s intelligent resign

 

Long live Israel

Go to church

God bless America

Not an atheist

God is Republican

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New Poem: The Haiku About Scott Brown

The latest addition to the poetry section...

Scott Brown elected
Teddy would turn in his grave
But he is too fat!

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Senator Scott Brown the Mushroom Cloud

I haven't had a chance to ask DHS chief Janet Napolitano but I'm pretty sure this is the kind of terrorist mushroom cloud the Obama Administration is trying to look out for...


Scott Brown mushroom cloud
They beat you because they love you

To be honest I stayed away from this race and even until today didn't think a state like Massachusetts could turn away from the back-handed punishment of a nanny state only a liberal could love.

Unlike the importance of whether the vice president should be Joe Biden or Heidi Montag, the significance of Scott Brown's victory cannot be overstated. Massachusetts is arguably one of the most liberal states in the union (if not THE most liberal) and when faced with a choice on replacing liberalism's favorite son Ted Kennedy the voters awarded the honor to a conservative Republican (well...........he at least doesn't live in RINOland like Dede Scozzafava does). It doesn't need to be drilled down any deeper than that.

I don't think Kennedy couldn't turn over in his grave even if he wanted to

This election was a direct middle finger to the leadership (ah ha ha....ah ha ha ha) in Washington DC and unless you're a certain madam Speaker of the House (who shall remain nameless) high on botox when she's not drunk on power this fact is clear as day.

I truly hope liberals don't figure any of this out...because I'm not ready to be done with them yet.

Congratulations Senator-elect Brown.

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I Think The Pursuit of Universal Health Care is Starting To Get To Obama

I'm no mental expert but I think its pretty serious...


Gollum Obama

I'm not sure why the text is in light brown...maybe he's electing to not use his "negro dialect." Perhaps we were all a little quick to judge Harry Reid.

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