Its her place in line to be president, its the number of wrinkles she has on her face, and its the number of brain cells she has left....and the best part is its the number of people left who believe what she says.

I love having a reason to watch Nancy Pelosi in front of the cameras that doesn't involve trying to figure out if she missed a botox appointment....



And now for my impression of me doing Nancy Pelosi, doing Porky Pig....

A-A-A-A-Are y-y-y-y-you A-Are y-you-you se-se-se-seri-se-...........uh uh uh uh....

Are you se-se-se-se-

OH B!#CH PLEASE!