New Poem: God Is Not Republican Print E-mail
Written by Jared H. McAndersen   
Sunday, 07 February 2010 01:13

Here is the latest addition to the Poetry section. Starting here I'm going to try something new where I'm going to try to design the poem more....I kind of did it once before, here is an example, and I kind of already do it with the way I structure my stanzas(if you can call them that, hehe), font sizes, and colors, etc...

I don't know...we'll see....



All of us who were engaged in the struggle must have observed frequent instances of superintending providence in our favor. To that kind providence we owe this happy opportunity of consulting in peace on the means of establishing our future national felicity. And have we now forgotten that powerful friend? Or do we imagine that we no longer need his assistance? I have lived, Sir, a long time, and the longer I live, the more convincing proofs I see of this truth-that God governs in the affairs of men. And if a sparrow cannot fall to the Ground without his Notice, is it probable that an Empire can rise without his Aid?"

-Benjamin Franklin at the Constitutional Convention

GOD IS NOT A REPUBLICAN

Oh of course not!

He favors equally
The philosophy
Of the political party
That "progressive"ly moves
Away from his light
And derides his way
As "not necessarily" right

So how dare the
Right write
The story that
God only blesses those
Who bother to give Him glory?

What a cynic I am!

God doesn't care
If taxpayer fare
Goes to Tom Dick and Harry
Who CHOOSE to gay marry
At some abortion clinic?

If only we teach these values
to our kids

I'm the Democratic Party
and I approve this message

America's problems aren't political

Actually

It is literally
Biblically becoming
Deaf
Blind
Dumb

To Morality

It's time for believers
To take the Stand
And not be afraid
To bring up the One who made
us, and

U.S.A

God provides a footstool
To give us that lift
As we pull
Up and out
Of the darkness mess
brought on by those who
shut off The Light
and then crown themselves

Enlightened

But beware of asserting
A certain
moral authoriity that
will use Him
As a marketing tool

Fools

nobody

Least of all Him
who can tell the difference

Yes He can

My friends

In the end
God may indeed
not be Republican
But it is a fact
He's definitely no Democrat

 
New Poem: The Haiku About Obama's Fiscal Policy Print E-mail
Written by Jared H. McAndersen   
Thursday, 04 February 2010 23:45

As always this can be found in the Poetry Section. This was inspired by the Toyota recalls.

Our president has
Problems with his fiscal brakes
Recall Obama

 
Its My Arrogance in Chief Obama Rant Print E-mail
Written by Jared H. McAndersen   
Monday, 01 February 2010 19:19

I know its a week late, but I'm going to rant about the state of the union....its not like I'm commenting on the war in Afghanistan, in which case this post would've been made 2 months and 3 weeks from now.

Anyway, last week amateur hour went prime time as what passes for a president these days gave his first State of the Union address. I'm guessing the starting line-up teleprompters Obama took to the elementary school must've been given a much deserved day off because those B-listers doubling as vanity mirrors for Biden and Pelosi seemed to be reversing what were supposed to be applause and laugh lines the entire night. At least as far as the Democrats were concerned.

I swear during the Dems standing ovations if Chuck Schumer acted like any more of a smug arrogant schmuck pants he'd be exactly like....Chuck Schumer

Now that we've all had our first go of it I vote that we take away the teleprompters-in-chief and offically draft an amendment to the constitution that prevents him or any president from using the State of the Union as an opportunity to publicly berate the Supreme Court of the United States.

I know the constitution isn't something the other two branches are terribly fond of but the judicial branch is still SEPARATE AND EQUAL to them. If they don't want a justice like Sam Alito wants to have the temerity to show displeasure in being attacked then Obama shouldn't be doing the attacking in the first place.

If we wanted that we'd just vote for Simon Cowell....which works well because he's not a citizen either

How condescending! How arrogant! How can the Supreme Court not defend itself when the President tries to assert superiority over it with a verbal horsewhipping on national television.

If Obama's act goes any more amateurish he'll have to start broadcasting his addresses from the Apollo....

Oh man I can hear the cries of racism now...telling the president to go to the Apollo Theater of all places...fine, any open mic night at a local DC chuckle hut where he'll draw more tears than laughter works just as well....I don't care at this point....

At least I'm not the idiot implying that black equals some kind of inferior. I swear, talk radio is the biggest ratings blessing for Chris Matthews, if it weren't for them nobody would even know that after the State of the Union last week Chris Matthews "forgot" Obama was black.

Too bad Obama can't make the country forget his administration is on crack.

Oh man, I forget, is he that black guy? If only he used a negro dialect...

Told you this was going to be a rant...because I when I say I'm going to do something, I don't get everyone to sign on to it and then do the exact opposite....unlike certain sitting presidents who were the subject of this blog and after....Obama....now.... shall remain nameless.

I'm telling you people......me for president. I've already got my campaign button ready to go!

Aww @$%&$....my first scandal....


 
3 Words Liberals Hate, Part 5 of 5 Print E-mail
Written by Jared H. McAndersen   
Thursday, 28 January 2010 18:42

The series on Three Words Liberals hate continues, for a full explanation of it check out part one.

Please feel free to comment below with some 3 word jabs of your own. They don't have to follow the theme of the day either. In anycase I'll start:

No business bailouts

Universal health sucks

Stimulus is wasteful

Socialism is bad

Socialism isn’t hope

Nope to “hope”

Nope springs eternal

NOpe NOcialism NObama

President Sarah Palin

Hope you enjoyed this, maybe I'll do it again, or think of other things like this that can be fun for all....(by the way...this is not to be construed as an endorsement of Sarah Palin for president at any point in the future...its too soon people)

 
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